shadowchaser Posted October 17 Report Share Posted October 17 This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at ClemsonUniversity. It was a large wedding with about 300 guests. After thewedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming,many from longdistances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he saidhe wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to thebottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party. Hesaid that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open theenvelopes. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man havingsex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired aprivate detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding. After he stood thereand watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned tothe best man and said, "F--- you!". He turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!", and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here."He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. Whilemost of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as ifnothing was wrong.His revenge: Making the BRIDES's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a wedding and reception. Letting everyone know exactly what did happen.And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends and their entire families. This guy has ballsthe size of church bells.Do you think we might see one of those MasterCard "Priceless"commercials out of this?Elegant wedding for 300 family and guest...$32,000Photographers for the wedding... $3,000Non-ref Dlx Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks...$8,500The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of the Bride and BestMan having sex...Priceless ------------------"Would you like to touch my monkey?" shadowchaser076@aol.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted October 17 Report Share Posted October 17 i've seen that before . . . nutzbut that bitch deserves every bit of what she got. cheating is WRONG. and if you're engaged and cheating, you're asking for a ruined life. F* that.luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."**NEW EMAIL!!** brandie@powerpuff.com AIM: loves2coxi love Rob *always&forever* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alamo Posted October 17 Report Share Posted October 17 i totaly agree with brandie on this one she deserved it, and the husband i have to say good job! hehe ------------------ alamo, http://www.alamohq.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkFloyd40 Posted October 17 Report Share Posted October 17 yea come on guy that shit was already postedlol j/kbut she definetly deserved what she got, story puts a smile on my face -Rob-------------------BRING BACK FRANK ALVEE-"And thus they give the time, that Nature meantFor peaceful sleep and meditative snores,To ceaseless din and mindless merrimentAnd waste of shoes and floors." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpheus_ Posted October 17 Report Share Posted October 17 oh my god !that's the best flip-em-over-and-fuck-em-raw story i've heard.. damn.. that guy will probably have a boner for a decade after that little reputation-rape.that should feel REEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLL good the fucking bride definitely deserved that one..morph_------------------This is my churchThis is where i heal my hurtsIt's in natural grace Or watching young lives shape It's in minor keys Solutions and remedies Enemies becoming friends When bitterness ends This is my church Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowchaser Posted October 17 Author Report Share Posted October 17 Originally posted by PFloyd40:yea come on guy that shit was already postedlol j/kbut she definetly deserved what she got, story puts a smile on my face -RobI just found out, shiiiiiiiiit. Bustin' my balls for nuthin. ------------------"Would you like to touch my monkey?" shadowchaser076@aol.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divalicious Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 oh man that's great!! real fowl that they did that, but niiice way to let them know!i would have loved to see the looks on everyone's faces. i wonder if they had a video camera going??------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippintrance64 Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 This is what i am assuming the crowd looked like: ------------------A man makes his sunshine, and he makes his rain. Look at what you have, and where you are, before you say, "I've had a horrible day" Appreciate what you have, and realize how much others wish they could have that much. Live Life, and LOVE IT! --MeI don't give a fuck if its dark or not! I'm harder than ME tryin' to park a dodge....when I'm drunk as FUCK, right next to a humongus truck, in a 2 car garage!A few quotes from one of my fav. movies:1) ELO!2) Abbacazzaba! You're my best friend!3)They Killed Killer B!!!!!4)Fuck u Fuck u Fuck u YOU"RE COOL Fuck u....I'm Out!5) Next time....You're gonna give me your Cocktail!......FRUIT!Hehehehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drmso4 Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 all I can say LMFAO!!just when I needed itThank you ShadowChaser!:R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tut Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 I heard about this a couple years back....if it is true sux to be the parents that forked over 32 G's....ha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueskygirl Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 I never get tired of hearing that story! Cheaters deserve that kind of humiliation and more. The only people I *HATE* are cheaters. I've never been cheated on and have never cheated on anyone, but I see people doing it, like, every day and it pisses me off so much.Cheaters are low-life trash. Period.Phew. Thanks for letting me vent.BSG------------------Just saying no to drama.mbdewey@yahoo.comaolim mbdewey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sargyros2000 Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 That was a very entertaining story and under those circumstances I say to that groom...Good Work!!! That must have felt wonderful...but I bet it hurt like a mf'er when he found out...wouldn't want to be him...------------------"deep within I'm shaken by the violence of exsisting for only you..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmgreenz Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 that story is new to me. I thought it was going to end up with each person having a little 'scoobie snack' taped under the seat. That would have made for an interesting night as well - don't ya think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 -------takin' notes----------------------------- <I'm a Fire-starter><Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!!> <I got the glow, baby!!Can ya feel it?!? Now back up and give me some dancin' room!!>--- When the Artful speaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezdreamer Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 I wonder if the groom was still getting laid with his bride prior to the weddding... talk about the ultimate fuck 'em and dump 'em story...------------------Dream a little dream... then go clubbing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest danmoro Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 URBAN LEGEND!If you believe that one, I got a kidney on ice to sell you.------------------Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keshiki Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 shadowchaser is too delicious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdante Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 Q. is this true or is it an urban legend?A.urban legend, totally false. for reference, see http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm ------------------i love music! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alrousasa Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 Sweet revenge indeed...........Probably the best way to get it out of the system.........------------------ Pleasure is the only thing to live for............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollaBill Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 That's fuckin great, mad props to that guy. They're all ho's except for your mother and your sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungee Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 Funniest Urban Legend I ever heard was the one about Kentucky Fried Chicken selling genetically altered chicken. They are not "natural" instead are artificially produced to have more meat than bones. That's why the government forced them to change its name from Kentucky Fried "Chicken" to KFC, since no real chickens are used. I almost believed that one until one of my black co workers got all bent out of shape and said it was a propaganda driven conspiracy. I was RFLMAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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