funketeer Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Bro...what the fuck happened? I though the whole thing was just a joke!!!I just got a call 5 minutes ago, apparently, Saleen followed Nexus to the laundromat on fourteen street and alton, when Nexus was ready to add softener to his dirty laundry, Saleen attacked him from the back with a rolled wet towel he took from someone else's basket. The thing ugly, the two rolled around the floor entangled in the wet towel...Saleen, ebing all fat and heavy as he is, had advantege over Nexus for about five minutes or so...when...who walk in the door, completely announced? Bling!!! Go figure!!! I tell ya, this world is full of coincidences...as it turns out, Bling also had to wash his curtains or something...so he walks in and sees these two maniacs rolling around the floor...meanwhile a vietnamese girl began hitting them with her umbrella, screaming to the top of her lungs in what sounded like mandarin, something like "modafuckahs, git out of bizness, bitches malikones de mielda!" she the took her shirt off and began strangling Nexus, it was pandemonium at the laundromat...that's it, Bling reacted immediate, grabbed a full bottle of Tide with Bleach and slammed the big fat pussy ass bitch Sallen in the head...that's all it took...fatso was down...eyes rolling and shit...Nexus and Bling hugged each other crying..."what the hell happened?" asked Bling..."I think I have to wash my underwear again!" nexus quickly replied iwth a smurk...they both laughed and laughed for fifteen minutes, until the cops showed...Nexus and Bling were arrested and later charged with attempted manslaughter and non-safe bleach washing...I mean, who the fuck washes with non-safe bleach??? These guys are a danger to themselves as well unto others and it's good they finally been put away.As for Saleen, he came out "clean" run, there comes Saleen!!! Picture of Nexus and Bling being booked by the Miami Beach Police Department. (notice the shirtless vietnamese girl, she was booked for indecent exposure) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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renzo2 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyman1966 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Funk - how come you can write so well but can't speak English for shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 The scene where the events unfolded... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by funketeer The scene where the events unfolded... :laugh: The calm before the storm.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolutv Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 ur nuts!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verysexynaty Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 :lol3: LMAO.... HIJO DE LA CIEN MIL PARES DE LA GRAN PUTA!! THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY....For those of you who don't speak spanish....LEARN GODDAMMNIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexusgroove Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 que? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyman1966 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by verysexynaty :lol3: LMAO.... HIJO DE LA CIEN MIL PARES DE LA GRAN PUTA!! THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY....For those of you who don't speak spanish.... LEARN GODDAMMNIT! MUCHAS VECES SUENO CON UNA BELLA MUJER LATINA CON UN PEQUENO BIGOTEAnd - I don't have to learn Spanish. This is America. If you want to speak spanish - go back to where the fuck you came from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 13 Author Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by guyman1966 MUCHAS VECES SUENO CON UNA BELLA MUJER LATINA CON UN PEQUENO BIGOTEAnd - I don't have to learn Spanish. This is America. If you want to speak spanish - go back to where the fuck you came from. Yes you do, learn spanish or pack up your things before we put El Presidente en La Casa Blanca. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laliux Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by guyman1966 Funk - how come you can write so well but can't speak English for shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyman1966 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by funketeer Yes you do, learn spanish or pack up your things before we put El Presidente en La Casa Blanca. With or without a lime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyman1966 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by laliux and he never shares! that bastard!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 13 Author Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by guyman1966 and he never shares! that bastard!!! you ask me for a nickel, you ask me for a dime, I tell you to step off for what I work for is mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 13 Author Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by guyman1966 With or without a lime? Corona is the only beer you drink with Lime...by the way, it's also good with Clamato...give it a try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyman1966 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by funketeer Corona is the only beer you drink with Lime...by the way, it's also good with Clamato...give it a try. I have a friend who will only drink it w/ a Lime. I also thought that Corona was the only one.. .but he is a Latin and there is no reasoning w/ him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 13 Author Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by guyman1966 I have a friend who will only drink it w/ a Lime. I also thought that Corona was the only one.. .but he is a Latin and there is no reasoning w/ him. Next time you see him drink a presidente with lime, tell him not to...if he still insists, grab the bottle and break it on his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majinbuu Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by funketeer Bro...what the fuck happened? I though the whole thing was just a joke!!!I just got a call 5 minutes ago, apparently, Saleen followed Nexus to the laundromat on fourteen street and alton, when Nexus was ready to add softener to his dirty laundry, Saleen attacked him from the back with a rolled wet towel he took from someone else's basket. The thing ugly, the two rolled around the floor entangled in the wet towel...Saleen, ebing all fat and heavy as he is, had advantege over Nexus for about five minutes or so...when...who walk in the door, completely announced? Bling!!! Go figure!!! I tell ya, this world is full of coincidences...as it turns out, Bling also had to wash his curtains or something...so he walks in and sees these two maniacs rolling around the floor...meanwhile a vietnamese girl began hitting them with her umbrella, screaming to the top of her lungs in what sounded like mandarin, something like "modafuckahs, git out of bizness, bitches malikones de mielda!" she the took her shirt off and began strangling Nexus, it was pandemonium at the laundromat...that's it, Bling reacted immediate, grabbed a full bottle of Tide with Bleach and slammed the big fat pussy ass bitch Sallen in the head...that's all it took...fatso was down...eyes rolling and shit...Nexus and Bling hugged each other crying..."what the hell happened?" asked Bling..."I think I have to wash my underwear again!" nexus quickly replied iwth a smurk...they both laughed and laughed for fifteen minutes, until the cops showed...Nexus and Bling were arrested and later charged with attempted manslaughter and non-safe bleach washing...I mean, who the fuck washes with non-safe bleach??? These guys are a danger to themselves as well unto others and it's good they finally been put away.As for Saleen, he came out "clean" run, there comes Saleen!!! Picture of Nexus and Bling being booked by the Miami Beach Police Department. (notice the shirtless vietnamese girl, she was booked for indecent exposure) looks like another post by the hard working funk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by majinbuu looks like another post by the hard working funk! it took me 45 seconds flat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majinbuu Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by funketeer it took me 45 seconds flat... you call that hard work? i say you relinquish your club god status! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by majinbuu you call that hard work? i say you relinquish your club god status! Club God, nuh! Musketeer of Funk babyyyy!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majinbuu Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by funketeer Club God, nuh! Musketeer of Funk babyyyy!!!! the mods are gonna make you a newbie again.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by majinbuu the mods are gonna make you a newbie again.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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