dgmodel Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 An office manager was given the task of hiring anindividual to fill a job opening.After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who wereequally qualified.He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table theinterviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT. Itjust pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's justthere. A thought is the fastest thing I know of.""That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked thesecond man."Hmm....let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that itever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.""Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye... that's a verypopular cliché for speed."He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply."Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wallthere's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasturethe light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON ALIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he hadfound his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.The last man replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, it's obviousto me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.""WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response."Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn'tfeeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK,or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit in my pants!"He Got The Job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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phatman Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 ...it's been quite the week of poopie...lol...speaking of speed, my friend and i opened up our cars yesterday on the highway...up to about 115...i wanted to push the crappy 120 speedometer and push for about 125/130 but we were running out of road... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 16 Author Report Share Posted February 16 niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice... fastest i ever i went was 135 mph in the acura... never got the audi higher than 125mph... theres place out in li where its straight road for about 5 miles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 ...yeah, i couldnt believe how tight my car felt at that speed and it was aching to go faster...lol..maybe next time....my boy just got the new altima and had a ram air intake system put in...he's pushing 270hp right now - it's pretty impressive...had the 5" monitors put in the headreasts with dvd player and wireless headphones for the kids...custom honeycomb grill....etc...when he's all done with it, i'm going to steal it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bullseye Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 i got up to 125 in a 1990 twin turbo 300z. anyone interested in a clupplanet class trip to the autobahn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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