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An office manager was given the task of hiring an

individual to fill a job opening.

After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were

equally qualified.

He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.

Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the

interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"

Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT. It

just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just

there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."

"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the

second man.

"Hmm....let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it

ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."

"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye... that's a very

popular cliché for speed."

He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.

"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall

there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the


the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A

LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had

found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.

Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same


The last man replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, it's


to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."

"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

"Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't

feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK,


or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit in my pants!"

He Got The Job!

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...yeah, i couldnt believe how tight my car felt at that speed and it was aching to go faster...lol..maybe next time....my boy just got the new altima and had a ram air intake system put in...he's pushing 270hp right now - it's pretty impressive...had the 5" monitors put in the headreasts with dvd player and wireless headphones for the kids...custom honeycomb grill....etc...when he's all done with it, i'm going to steal it...

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