laliux Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 All Spanish Employees Several visitors to our office have brought to our attention that our Spanish-speaking employees commonly use offensive language. Such behavior, in addition to violating firm practices, is highly unprofessional, offensive both to visitors and employees, and will not be tolerated. Therefore, we have decided to implement a series of rules in our office and would expect them to be applied. It is expected that ALL employees immediately adhere to these rules: 1- Words like coño, carajo and other such expressions will not be used or emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion may get. 2- Non important matters should not be addressed to as pendejadas. 3- You will not say la cagó when someone makes a mistake, or se cagó en su madre if you see someone being reprimended. All forms and derivatives of the word cagar are inappropriate in our environment. 4- Lack of determination will not be referred to as falta de cojones or mariconerias, nor will a person with lack of initiative be referred to as pendejo, mamao or comemierda. 5- No Manager or Supervisor, under any circumstances, will be referred to as hijo de puta, ese cabron, or ese maricon. 6- When a good proposal is presented, the term esto esta de pinga must not be used. 7- Unusual or creative brainstorming meetings will not be referred to as pajas mentales. 8- Do not say como jode if a person is persistent, or se jodio if somebody is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say que jodienda, or esto esta del coño when matters become complicated in your line of work. 9- When asking someone to leave you alone, you should not say vete pa'l carajo, nor will you substitute: que carajo quieres? for "may I help you?". 10- When leaving the office, using the term me voy pa'l carajo is not proper. 11- When any office equipment fails, it must be reported as "it broke down",not se descojono, or se jodio la mierda esta. 12- Last but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say me voy a limpiar el culo con esto. Just keep it clean and file properly. Thank you for your cooperation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 This was hilarious!!! :laugh: I think I need to clean up my Spanish now though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 :lol3: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Coñó! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcarlosf Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 thats it candy! you know the words! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 De pingetts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
americanflyer Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 No habla espanol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 ay carajo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest brwneydtrouble Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Wheres matas?? I can so see him copying this and passing it out at his office...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyface Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Que mierda esta pasando aca? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by happyface Que mierda esta pasando aca? Ya boludo, para de usar lenguaje tan grafico. Che, sos un animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyface Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by chaflas Ya boludo, para de usar lenguaje tan grafico. Che, sos un animal. Y eso que no me viste cojer..........lmao:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by happyface Y eso que no me viste cojer..........lmao:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 comportense, por la puta madre!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by funketeer comportense, por la puta madre!!! What'd you call me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Why isn't CrzyC posting in this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by happyface Que mierda esta pasando aca? No dude, it's: Que pinga esta pasando aqui?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcarlosf Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 hes a che....ches dont say pinga... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 I know I just had to translate it to cuban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 I just sent this to my Miami office...I have no idea what it means...but Im sure they do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by chaflas Why isn't CrzyC posting in this thread? Dude, I just saw this post...I didnt read it at first based on the title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by CrzyC Dude, I just saw this post...I didnt read it at first based on the title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by brwneydtrouble Wheres matas?? I can so see him copying this and passing it out at his office...... already did.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by chaflas What'd you call me? Chaflas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Originally posted by funketeer Chaflas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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