howardstone Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Who would win in a death match and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Originally posted by howardstone Who would win in a death match and why? Hands down Jesus because he has God and the Holy Spirit in his corner to come in and cheat when Jesus distracts the refereeWho would win in a three-way death match between Bling, Philippio and Jonyquest...and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
druwishprincez Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Originally posted by nomembername Hands down Jesus because he has God and the Holy Spirit in his corner to come in and cheat when Jesus distracts the refereeWho would win in a three-way death match between Bling, Philippio and Jonyquest...and why? jesus would not win....Moses was the one that God talked to, so how could jesus have god on his side. Jesus was some skinny ass carpentar, moses would whoop his ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by druwishprincez jesus would not win.... YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattbateman Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 moses was starving in the desert, he was weak and feeble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howardstone Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by pattbateman moses was starving in the desert, he was weak and feeble that may be true.. but how the hell do you expect Jesus to fight with him being nailed to a cross and what not:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by joeg YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!! :laugh2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattbateman Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 he rose from the dead three days later after moses thought he kicked his assand jumped him like a bitch from behind, cause moses didnt see it comin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howardstone Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by pattbateman he rose from the dead three days later after moses thought he kicked his assand jumped him like a bitch from behind, cause moses didnt see it comin yo, moses had a stick he carried around remember, Moses knocked Jesus to the ground and did a Abner Louima job on him:lol3: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattbateman Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 jesus had his claw hammer and a saw! and a air powered nail gun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howardstone Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 Originally posted by pattbateman jesus had his claw hammer and a saw! and a air powered nail gun! now your just being silly:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
druwishprincez Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intoxikated Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Moses could always throw those huge ten commandment boulders or whatever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Jesus turned water into wine...got nailed on a Cross...wandered the wilderness for days without food and water...died...rose again in 3 days...oh and did i mention he was the son of God? Jesus in 3 rounds (He will try to keep it interesting) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 When the fight going down? I called ticketmaster, they said I was nuts, do I have to cal NEXT ticketing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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