roddigga Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 gotta fuckin love it................digga upped his calorie / protein intake today b/c i knew it was going to be a heavy dead lift day and all around work out day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, and i challenged one of the trainers that i could handle her bitch little ab class.............boy i was wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so digga was doing his last set of dead lifts w/ 4 plates on each side.....................DIGGA HAD TO STOP B/C I ALMOST PASSED OUT AND SO DID MY WORKOUT PARTNER, WE BOTH HAD MAD PROTEIN GAS DURING PEAK HOUR AT THE GYM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, the entire gym smelt like baby diapers and burburry colognewe cropped dusted the whole fuckin place and did not give two shits............................then the time came..................THE DRILL SARGENT trainer saw me and made me take her fuckin ab class which had the HOTTEST BITCHES in east hanover in the class, ALL WEARING VALOR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so digga being the tough guy decides to do his sets by them..................then the work out started, DIGGA and my roomate were rippin ass after each rep, I CAME 3 seconds from passing out from the ab work out and the oder of our farts.....................IM TALKING LAYING FUCKING BOMBS IN THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, thank god the girl in front of me had a nice ass or i would have passed out, i ripped this one fart that knocked out this chubby little bitch that was sitting behind me....................SUCKAAND I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted March 24 Author Report Share Posted March 24 MDW right around the corner, time to get serious people!!!!!!!!stop fucking around on cp during the day and start concentrating on TEMPTS OPENING PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted March 24 Author Report Share Posted March 24 BTW..................im done w/ clubs till summer, WMC AND PAIN KILLERS HAS CHANGED MY LIFE....................im doing pain killers and lifting weights and dieting till MDW!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benedictions Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by roddigga gotta fuckin love it................digga upped his calorie / protein intake today b/c i knew it was going to be a heavy dead lift day and all around work out day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, and i challenged one of the trainers that i could handle her bitch little ab class.............boy i was wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so digga was doing his last set of dead lifts w/ 4 plates on each side.....................DIGGA HAD TO STOP B/C I ALMOST PASSED OUT AND SO DID MY WORKOUT PARTNER, WE BOTH HAD MAD PROTEIN GAS DURING PEAK HOUR AT THE GYM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, the entire gym smelt like baby diapers and burburry colognewe cropped dusted the whole fuckin place and did not give two shits............................then the time came..................THE DRILL SARGENT trainer saw me and made me take her fuckin ab class which had the HOTTEST BITCHES in east hanover in the class, ALL WEARING VALOR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so digga being the tough guy decides to do his sets by them..................then the work out started, DIGGA and my roomate were rippin ass after each rep, I CAME 3 seconds from passing out from the ab work out and the oder of our farts.....................IM TALKING LAYING FUCKING BOMBS IN THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, thank god the girl in front of me had a nice ass or i would have passed out, i ripped this one fart that knocked out this chubby little bitch that was sitting behind me....................SUCKAAND I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lmao!!!! i farrrrrrrrrrrrted from laughing so hard after reading this gas filled adventure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benedictions Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by roddigga gotta fuckin love it................digga upped his calorie / protein intake today b/c i knew it was going to be a heavy dead lift day and all around work out day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, and i challenged one of the trainers that i could handle her bitch little ab class.............boy i was wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so digga was doing his last set of dead lifts w/ 4 plates on each side.....................DIGGA HAD TO STOP B/C I ALMOST PASSED OUT AND SO DID MY WORKOUT PARTNER, WE BOTH HAD MAD PROTEIN GAS DURING PEAK HOUR AT THE GYM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, the entire gym smelt like baby diapers and burburry colognewe cropped dusted the whole fuckin place and did not give two shits............................then the time came..................THE DRILL SARGENT trainer saw me and made me take her fuckin ab class which had the HOTTEST BITCHES in east hanover in the class, ALL WEARING VALOR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so digga being the tough guy decides to do his sets by them..................then the work out started, DIGGA and my roomate were rippin ass after each rep, I CAME 3 seconds from passing out from the ab work out and the oder of our farts.....................IM TALKING LAYING FUCKING BOMBS IN THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, thank god the girl in front of me had a nice ass or i would have passed out, i ripped this one fart that knocked out this chubby little bitch that was sitting behind me....................SUCKAAND I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lmao!!!! i farrrrrrrrrrrrted from laughing so hard after reading this gas filled adventure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!way to go !!!!!!!! dj "skid marks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Ew But yes MDW is coming so soon, must get back on track!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly0616 Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 rod you are to much:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 ...ew stinky boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djjvelez Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 That Story is Hysterical...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninadd Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 LOL this so funny- Rod you are stinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyk Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time....it's ok Rod you are still SO HOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakearmani Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Why am I the only one on here that doesnt think this kid is ever funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani672 Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 oh yeah you should come to a pilates class.. all the old ladies fart its so hard not to laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asuave Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 One of a kind digga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by roddigga gotta fuckin love it................digga upped his calorie / protein intake today b/c i knew it was going to be a heavy dead lift day and all around work out day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, and i challenged one of the trainers that i could handle her bitch little ab class.............boy i was wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so digga was doing his last set of dead lifts w/ 4 plates on each side.....................DIGGA HAD TO STOP B/C I ALMOST PASSED OUT AND SO DID MY WORKOUT PARTNER, WE BOTH HAD MAD PROTEIN GAS DURING PEAK HOUR AT THE GYM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, the entire gym smelt like baby diapers and burburry colognewe cropped dusted the whole fuckin place and did not give two shits............................then the time came..................THE DRILL SARGENT trainer saw me and made me take her fuckin ab class which had the HOTTEST BITCHES in east hanover in the class, ALL WEARING VALOR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so digga being the tough guy decides to do his sets by them..................then the work out started, DIGGA and my roomate were rippin ass after each rep, I CAME 3 seconds from passing out from the ab work out and the oder of our farts.....................IM TALKING LAYING FUCKING BOMBS IN THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, thank god the girl in front of me had a nice ass or i would have passed out, i ripped this one fart that knocked out this chubby little bitch that was sitting behind me....................SUCKAAND I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA This is hillareous because I can relate. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted March 24 Author Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by fakearmani Why am I the only one on here that doesnt think this kid is ever funny? b/c you were deprived as a child, you have fucking VOOD DOO DOLLS OF ALL THE JOCKS LIKE ME THAT STOLE YOUR LUNCH AND ATE YOUR CUPCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..................TRY SOME FUCKIN ZOLOFT and cheer the fuck up cupcake, if you want ill tickle your fuckin toes if you need a good laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............and why is it i just had the urge to find you and rip your fucking spine out and use it as a toothpick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!for those who think that this thread is gross..............LMFAO, b/c you all know if you've farted in the gym before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TIME FOR MY BACK WORKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!if anyone feels like puking and passing out from the intensity of my back work out, come watch as i use FAKEARMANI for my dumbell rows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted March 24 Author Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by dani672 oh yeah you should come to a pilates class.. all the old ladies fart its so hard not to laugh PILATES??????????????????are you out of your freegin gord????????? i tried pilates............i passed out trying to "FEEL THE CHI" i felt like a fucking mime during that move...................that fuckin denise austin never tells you if she is using her left or right body part, so it got digga all confused........................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by roddigga if you want ill tickle your fuckin toes if you need a good laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. .... i would LOVE to see that!..and dani!...i can't even READ that without laughing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodnigga Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Anybody who talks about themselves in the third person is a clown, and just that nothing else. Thank you now smarten up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardo Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by rodnigga Anybody who talks about themselves in the third person is a clown, and just that nothing else. Thank you now smarten up. The Stardo and the Deelite would like to come forward and state that anyone who would create a fake screen name just for the sake of mocking the Rod at 3am must the biggest slinky in the world .. Smarten up post under your real name... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 holler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by roddigga gotta fuckin love it................digga upped his calorie / protein intake today b/c i knew it was going to be a heavy dead lift day and all around work out day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, and i challenged one of the trainers that i could handle her bitch little ab class.............boy i was wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so digga was doing his last set of dead lifts w/ 4 plates on each side.....................DIGGA HAD TO STOP B/C I ALMOST PASSED OUT AND SO DID MY WORKOUT PARTNER, WE BOTH HAD MAD PROTEIN GAS DURING PEAK HOUR AT THE GYM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, the entire gym smelt like baby diapers and burburry colognewe cropped dusted the whole fuckin place and did not give two shits............................then the time came..................THE DRILL SARGENT trainer saw me and made me take her fuckin ab class which had the HOTTEST BITCHES in east hanover in the class, ALL WEARING VALOR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so digga being the tough guy decides to do his sets by them..................then the work out started, DIGGA and my roomate were rippin ass after each rep, I CAME 3 seconds from passing out from the ab work out and the oder of our farts.....................IM TALKING LAYING FUCKING BOMBS IN THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, thank god the girl in front of me had a nice ass or i would have passed out, i ripped this one fart that knocked out this chubby little bitch that was sitting behind me....................SUCKAAND I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani672 Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 how could anyone not find digga funny?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodnigga Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Me slinky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyk Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 UMMMMMMM....excuse me. Please don't make me come down there and start pimp slappin people who are making fun of Rod! And yes you are a slinky!! And probably a breather too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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