Truth about George Bush

[chris817]

George W. Bush

The White House, USA

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

LAW ENFORCEMENT:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport,

Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of

alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my

driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas

driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

MILITARY:

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and

went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any

questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air

National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in

Vietnam.

COLLEGE: I graduated from YaleUniversity. I was a

cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

I began my career in the oil business in Midland,

Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't

find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt

shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a

sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

With the help of my father and our right-wing friends

in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I

was elected Governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil

companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the

Union.

During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the

most smog-ridden city in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the

tune of billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any

Governor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida,

and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I

became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing

cost of over one billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted

the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit

in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies

filed in any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the

history of the U.S. stock market.

I am the first president in U.S. history to enter

office with a criminal record.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in

any one year period.

After taking-off the entire month of August, I

presided over the worst security failure in

U.S.history.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical

Bunker Buster," a WMD.

In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our

reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on

our British friends.

I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips

by a U.S. president.

In my first year in office over 2-million Americans

lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a

12-month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration

than any president in U.S. history.

I set the record for least number of press conferences

than any president since the advent of television.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.

history and refused to intervene when corruption

involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.

history.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and

support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops

and their families -- in war time.

I have set the all-time record for most people

worldwide to protest me simultaneously in public

venues (15 million people) shattering the record for

protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I've broken more international treaties than any

president in U.S. history.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the

richest of any administration in U.S. history. My

"poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron

oil tanker named after her.

I am the first president in U.S. history to order an

unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military

occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the

will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.

citizens, and the world community.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the

largest bureaucracy in the history of the United

States government .

I am the first president in U.S. history to have the

United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights

Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S.

"prisoners of war" (detainees) and thereby have

refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I am the first president in history to refuse United

Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S.

election).

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for

receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of

my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the

largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My

political party used the Enron private jets and

corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S.

Supreme Court during my election decision. I have

protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against

investigation or prosecution. More time and money was

spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than

has been spent investigating one of the biggest

corporate rip-offs in history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the

WorldTradeCenter attacks and less than a year later

made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the

largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

I am first president in history to have a majority of

Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest

threat to world peace and security.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals

to be awarded government contracts.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring

Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now

in my father's library, sealed, and unavailable for

public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider

trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in

secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my

Vice-president, attended regarding public energy

policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for

public review.

Please consider my experience when voting in 2004.

[siceone]

LOL

this is so retarded

[chris817]

Originally posted by siceone

LOL

this is so retarded

how so are you saying it's not true?

Dispute any of it

[thrillfire]

very good overview but... unfortunetly with all that he still won the presidency and might win again cause for some reason (i'm still confused about it) facts don't mean much to people...

they believe what the media/goverment tells them to believe...

[siceone]

Originally posted by chris817

how so are you saying it's not true?

Dispute any of it

you got most of it right up until his presidency the rest is just spin

at least he wasn't involoved in a plot to murder a US president

your so called facts are Laughable the economy was taniking while clinton was in office

the CIA and the FBI were rendered impotent under clinton when he signed many of the legal restraints into law.

LEARN SOMETHING retard

you bleeding heart libs should really stop caring about how the french veiw us cause it doesn't mean dick because seriously we piss of the french and what the fuck are they going to do to us?

but like I should have said before nice pack of lies.

I would love to sit down with you one day and show you how brainwashed you are

[Drunk]

Originally posted by chris817

how so are you saying it's not true?

Dispute any of it

Here ya go. http://www.crossbearer.com/resume/The_Truth.pdf

Read this then get back to me. It's 45 balanced pages of references and analysis that show why this resume you posted is BS. That post is full of misinformation. Don't believe everything you read on the internet. That's what simpletons do.

[siceone]

Seee I told you you were full of shit