obby Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 BALSEROS DE PUERTO RICODos portorros llevaban ya un buen rato en Miami pasando necesidades, sin trabajo ni dinero. Y uno le dice al otro:"Ay Bendito, vamo a tiralno al agua y decil que somo balseros, que a esos cubano el gobielno se lo da too."Y el otro acepta la idea y van y se tiran al agua con ropa y todo y empiezana gritar como condenados que habian llegado a tierra de libertad. Cuando viene una patrulla a "rescatarlos" lo primero que le dice el guardia es: "¿Ustedes son portorriqueños, verdad?""No!, no, nene, nosotro somos cubanos!! De veldá!""No, ustedes SON portorriqueños!"Y asi, para atrás y para alante, hasta que al final los "balseros" se rinden y le preguntan al guardia:"Oiga, ¿y como usté se dió cuenta??""¡¡¡Porque este es el lago Okeechobee!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 wow, you must still be drunk from this weekend cause i can't read a word of that.... sober up before you type next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondboheme Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Originally posted by tired wow, you must still be drunk from this weekend cause i can't read a word of that.... sober up before you type next time i know, it's like he's speaking another language or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obby Posted April 26 Author Report Share Posted April 26 Originally posted by tired wow, you must still be drunk from this weekend cause i can't read a word of that.... sober up before you type next time Here try thisClick Here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Originally posted by obby Here try thisClick Here noble effort but that wasnt funny either regardless, my girl speaks spanish... so i dont have to.... i'll just get her to translate later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obby Posted April 26 Author Report Share Posted April 26 Originally posted by tired regardless, my girl speaks spanish... so i dont have to.... Great attitude!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Originally posted by obby Great attitude!!!!! don't take it personal.... i'm being a wise-ass.... she'll actually tell you that i'm trying to learn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djkable Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 this is sometimes a good place to start... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obby Posted April 26 Author Report Share Posted April 26 Didn't take it personal bro.No worries.Your dating a latin so I am sure her Spanish will rub off on you soon. I am convinced one of the best ways to learn a language is to date someone who to them it is their first language (reading helps too of course). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saleen351 Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 i thought this was a thread about dade county crime prevention.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Originally posted by obby Your dating a latin so I am sure her Spanish will rub off on you soon. it is.... just learning another language well enough to use it isn't that easy. when i try to speak it i have to be very careful because i often throw some dutch in there too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Originally posted by saleen351 i thought this was a thread about dade county crime prevention.. But ...it is!!We're trying to be as helpful as possible by keepin' all Guidos away from DC before we beat them to a pulp & fuckthem up the ass with a broomstick.This is a public service.Thank you for stopping by!!! No need to thank me. You still owe me a beer (Sam Adams) puto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmintellectual Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 can i get a translator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 Originally posted by lmintellectual can i get a translator? Here ya go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 Hmmm, but you know whut.....I think Red is your color! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmintellectual Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 red works, it'll match my car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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