patois Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Someone make me laugh....I've been studying for the bar exam and all work and no play is making me a very dull girl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mischade Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Why don't witches wear panties? Better grip on the broom. What did the thirsty whale do? Bit the tail of a submarine and sucked out all the seamen. What is the differnce between a golf ball and a G-spot? A guy will spend 30 minutes looking for a golf ball.I dunno, they made me giggle.........................kinda.Good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djkable Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 a guy walks into a bar...oh wait...you heard this one? i got nothin'..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Get in the habit of reading funketeer's posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saleen351 Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 The Dolphins playoff record.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patois Posted April 30 Author Report Share Posted April 30 Originally posted by mischade I dunno, they made me giggle.........................kinda.Good luck! **giggle** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fliptoniaaa Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Originally posted by mischade Why don't witches wear panties? Better grip on the broom. What did the thirsty whale do? Bit the tail of a submarine and sucked out all the seamen. What is the differnce between a golf ball and a G-spot? A guy will spend 30 minutes looking for a golf ball.I dunno, they made me giggle.........................kinda.Good luck! i giggled, and at least u made an attempt!!!!!!!!!!!!! im dry....but anytime i want a good laugh i just think about koky.....he is a bitch ya know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 what's the opposite of christopher reeves???christopher walken i love that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotuorlando Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Originally posted by saleen351 The Dolphins playoff record.. The amount of Entries in Saleen's black book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 What do you call a bunch of lesbians in a closet?A Licker Cabinet. (the only joke I know) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 12 Shots A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livin42nite Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 If u really bored, not a joke but tons of funny stuff posted on there check out this site http://www.e-admit.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondboheme Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 OK, sooooo......A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Schwartz had the longest dick he had ever seen!"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "But I can't sendyou off to be cremated with a tremendously huge cock like this. It has to be saved for posterity."And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong.The coroner stuffed his prize into his briefcase and took ithome. The first person he showed was his wife."I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said as he opened his briefcase."Oh my God!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead!" (a friend sent that to me awhile ago) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patois Posted April 30 Author Report Share Posted April 30 Originally posted by blondboheme (a friend sent that to me awhile ago) **chuckle** I liked this too (I tried to upload the file earlier but couldn't) - there was a hilarious picture in today's Sun Sentinel online of a crying baby Sumo contest....it was definitely one of those things that make you go "hmmmm" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIRZA Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Originally posted by saleen351 The Dolphins playoff record.. Like the Jets is any better. The Jets suck face it, and I grew up right next to Giant Stadium. GO FINS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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