philippio Posted May 5 Report Share Posted May 5 She comes into my apartment at random times during the day and even at night and eats all my LifeSavers! One time she drank all the water out of my toilet bowl! I couldn't believe it! Even the Cookiemonster slippers were gone! Then she sat in my papazon chair and twiddled her thumbs for a while before reaching for the matches and lighting my Christmas tree on fire. I was appalled! I called the janitor but he couldn't help. Then she offered me a stick of gum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycplaya31 Posted May 5 Report Share Posted May 5 wtf is wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted May 5 Author Report Share Posted May 5 That would depend on your current geographic position and the distance to the nearest phone booth.But thank you for asking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disk-ofreak Posted May 5 Report Share Posted May 5 well at least u have frsh breath now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted May 5 Author Report Share Posted May 5 So this pelican keeps insisting that the earth is a big triangle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted May 6 Report Share Posted May 6 So this pelican keeps insisting that the earth is a big triangle. never question a pelican they are usually affiliated with south american drug lords Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted May 7 Author Report Share Posted May 7 Please help this child. He is suffering from tetrahedronitis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 i got no one....... oh well gonna go jump offf a bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyquest Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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