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It's really easy Scavy.Here's how.

The first thing you need to do is go to Newbury st. and buy yourself a pair of Ruby slippers.Then you wear them in front of Rise on a Friday night at 3am, don't worry there won't be anybody around at that time.Once in front of Rise with your Ruby slippers you click the heels together and you whisper..there's no place like Rise...there's no place like Rise.Then you'll find yourself in a strange land.Once there you need to look for the wizard.He can grant you any wish,trust me.Once you find the wizard you need to explain to him that you don't have a brain.He'll probably see how young and healthy you are and won't beleive you.Don't worry all you need to do is explain to him what you did in front of Rise and Doug the security guy.Trust me Scavy, the wizard will be convinced you don't have a brain.I think a new brain will put you back on the yellow brick road to recovery.Also it's a good idea to wait untill after Manolo and AC's return to Rise.I'd hate for you to blow :splat: your new brains out for missing it.Good luck,Richy

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It's really easy Scavy.Here's how.

The first thing you need to do is go to Newbury st. and buy yourself a pair of Ruby slippers.Then you wear them in front of Rise on a Friday night at 3am, don't worry there won't be anybody around at that time.Once in front of Rise with your Ruby slippers you click the heels together and you whisper..there's no place like Rise...there's no place like Rise.Then you'll find yourself in a strange land.Once there you need to look for the wizard.He can grant you any wish,trust me.Once you find the wizard you need to explain to him that you don't have a brain.He'll probably see how young and healthy you are and won't beleive you.Don't worry all you need to do is explain to him what you did in front of Rise and Doug the security guy.Trust me Scavy, the wizard will be convinced you don't have a brain.I think a new brain will put you back on the yellow brick road to recovery.Also it's a good idea to wait untill after Manolo and AC's return to Rise.I'd hate for you to blow :splat: your new brains out for missing it.Good luck,Richy

wow, they come out of the woodwork when the blueboard is down

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It's really easy Scavy.Here's how.

The first thing you need to do is go to Newbury st. and buy yourself a pair of Ruby slippers.Then you wear them in front of Rise on a Friday night at 3am, don't worry there won't be anybody around at that time.Once in front of Rise with your Ruby slippers you click the heels together and you whisper..there's no place like Rise...there's no place like Rise.Then you'll find yourself in a strange land.Once there you need to look for the wizard.He can grant you any wish,trust me.Once you find the wizard you need to explain to him that you don't have a brain.He'll probably see how young and healthy you are and won't beleive you.Don't worry all you need to do is explain to him what you did in front of Rise and Doug the security guy.Trust me Scavy, the wizard will be convinced you don't have a brain.I think a new brain will put you back on the yellow brick road to recovery.Also it's a good idea to wait untill after Manolo and AC's return to Rise.I'd hate for you to blow :splat: your new brains out for missing it.Good luck,Richy

....or do like Richy says, about buying the Ruby slippers and wearing them out front of RISE with the whole "there's no place like RISE", then when the bouncers beat the piss outta you for being so annoying, you can offer to drop your lawsuit against the club in exchange for reinstatement.

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Hell ya, its pizza chests b-day/my coming back bender/murkapoolza/stymies coming out party...all rolled into one..

Kaydup can't run and hide this weekend... :laugh:

Oh shit its Pizza chest's b-day....

Ok I am out till next week see ya

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Hell ya, its pizza chests b-day/my coming back bender/murkapoolza/stymies coming out party...all rolled into one..

Kaydup can't run and hide this weekend... :laugh:

Oh shit its Pizza chest's b-day....

Ok I am out till next week see ya

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