nocfgs Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 This is a joke board so please do not take any offense to the following. How do you keep a Nigger out of your back yard... Hang one in the front!How do you stop a nigger from drowning... Take your foot off his head!Whats better than a dead nigger... Two dead niggers!Why are niggers so good at basketball... Cause they already know how to run shoot and steal!Why are there no niggers in the NHL... To many white guys with sticks!What are the 3 things you can't give a nigger... A black eye, a fat lip, and a job. jona7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocfgs Posted June 23 Author Report Share Posted June 23 How do you get a nigger out of a tree... Cut the rope!Why don't sharks eat niggers... They don't like dark meat!What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic... Some to lazy to steal!Why don't niggers take asprin... They refuse to pull the cotton out!How does a pregnant nigger fight crime... Get an abortion!How do you babysit a nigger... Wet his lips and stick him to the wall!What do you call a nigger on a bike... A thief!Whats long black and smells like shit... Welfare line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocfgs Posted June 23 Author Report Share Posted June 23 What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of an ocean...A good start!Whats the difference between a car strikeing a dog and a nigger in the road...They tried to stop for the dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaka610 Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 WOW!!!! Can we get this ignorant shit off the board.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocfgs Posted June 23 Author Report Share Posted June 23 A nigger and a spic jump off of a building, who hits the ground first...Who cares!How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway...One, if you spread him real thin!Whats the most confuseing day in Harlem...Fathers day!Whats the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit...The bag!The is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving...The cop!Two nigger and a white girl, whats the white girls name...Victim!How long does it take a nigger to take a shit...9 months!Why is ray charles always smileing...He doesn't know hes black!Why are niggers like sperm...Only one in a million actually work!Why do police dogs lick their asssholes...To get the taste of nigger out their mouths!What can a pizza do that a nigger can't...Feed a family of four!Why do niggers call white people honkies...Thats the last sound they head before they get run over!How do you stop a nigger from going out...Pour more gas on him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocfgs Posted June 23 Author Report Share Posted June 23 See I knew someone would take offense to it. You have to calm down its just a joke. Gonna make a thread on white boy jokes now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 i luv these...keep em coming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismakk69 Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 This is a joke board so please do not take any offense to the following. How do you stop a nigger from drowning... Take your foot off his head!Why are there no niggers in the NHL... To many white guys with sticks!:laugh: That's coooooold..hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 What can a pizza do that a nigger can't...Feed a family of four!How do you stop a nigger from going out...Pour more gas on him!wow.....lotta action with these.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luztidara Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 It's cum guzzling gutter sluts like nocfgs that make me go hmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poccnr Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of an ocean...A good start!Whats the difference between a car strikeing a dog and a nigger in the road...They tried to stop for the dog!Did you know that bowling was invented by a black man nocfgs? It's a black ball that knocks down white things with red necks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocfgs Posted June 30 Author Report Share Posted June 30 All of you are over reacting, They are jokes its a joke board. I have black friends. I watch the Chappel show. What more do you want from me. They are jokes. Let it be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kahn Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 I have black friends. I watch the Chappel show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howardstone Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 All of you are over reacting, They are jokes its a joke board. I have black friends. I watch the Chappel show. What more do you want from me. They are jokes. Let it be.ok, but did you ever watch Martin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocfgs Posted June 30 Author Report Share Posted June 30 Martin sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tstelkhuni Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 hhahahahah...roflmao....here's an old you've all probably heard:How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?you put velcro on the ceiling.What do you can a spic w/out a lawnmower?unemployed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luztidara Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 What do you can a spic w/out a lawnmower?unemployedWhat do you get when you cross tstelkhuni with a sentence. confusion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italianp7 Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 i <3 theses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOT IN USE Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 how do we know adam and eve weren't black?because you cant take a rib away from a niggerwhat did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?I set WHO free???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bxbomb Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 All of you are over reacting, They are jokes its a joke board. I have black friends. I watch the Chappel show. What more do you want from me. They are jokes. Let it be.damnnn Nocfgsall these peeps jumpin down your thraot for making black jokes on a joke board . Lighten up peopleI dont see you running to defend the Baby Zombies when nocfgs busted jokes on them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocfgs Posted July 9 Author Report Share Posted July 9 Wow you understand that this is a joke board. Thumbs up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jona7 Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 Did you know that bowling was invented by a black man nocfgs? It's a black ball that knocks down white things with red necks! : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 damnnn Nocfgsall these peeps jumpin down your thraot for making black jokes on a joke board . Lighten up peopleI dont see you running to defend the Baby Zombies when nocfgs busted jokes on themActually, you are posting NIGGER jokes, not black jokes. You never once made fun of blacks. Only NIGGERS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orisha Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Actually, you are posting NIGGER jokes, not black jokes. You never once made fun of blacks. Only NIGGERS.so it's like white trash, but..blackso that's what I call the catty bitch who tries to harrass me, huh? I guess white trash wouldn't be proper since she's actually black trying to pass herself off as a white chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 What did the nigger get on his SAT's?BBQ sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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