Reeni Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 As some of you know im looking for a job this one made me giggleRight Hand / Personal Assistants Wanted !! I have several businesses, store front etc.. I run them from my home/office with advanced equipment, a network of computers and more... I need 1 right hand ! Submissive, Exotic Personal Assistants to run or assist my home/office in Manhattan New York. Some of your daily tasks maybe working from my store front selling items, doing paper work at my home office, make phone calls, gather information, run errands, pass out flyers, occasional shopping and light cooking and cleaning. Some travel will be required (travel and or hotel expenses paid) Job Duties: - Super freak - Must be able to perform special duties In a nut shell, I NEED A DO IT ALL KIND OF ASSistant. Pay: training + commissions + perks $1,000 per week can be obtained. Guaranteed minimum payment and sign on bonus is available. Email your picture and resume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted June 24 Author Report Share Posted June 24 lolI fixed it Ms.beam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 I know I edited my post...soo did you respond to the ad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 ...guaranteed minimum wage?...isnt that the law???...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted June 24 Author Report Share Posted June 24 I know I edited my post...soo did you respond to the ad? sure did im a GREAT ASSistantduties -Super freak -thats me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted June 24 Author Report Share Posted June 24 ...guaranteed minimum wage?...isnt that the law???...lolhhaahaha that sweetens the deal guaranteed minimum wage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted June 25 Author Report Share Posted June 25 This for an ad for secretary sounds like a personal ad lolI am a 26 year old man who has started a new company. I am looking for an older dominant personality woman who would like to work with me. I can be overconfident at times and need to be put in my place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 Where are you looking at these ads? Hustler? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 lol... i see you found my dads ad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainpec Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 S - I still have the french maid position available. Unfortunately, it's an intern position and there is no pay, just for experience purposes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 This for an ad for secretary sounds like a personal ad lolI am a 26 year old man who has started a new company. I am looking for an older dominant personality woman who would like to work with me. I can be overconfident at times and need to be put in my place. you need to watch the movie "Secretary"...im serious. this will make this post that much funnier. great flick btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 you need to watch the movie "Secretary"...im serious. this will make this post that much funnier. great flick btw It is a good flick...Kinda weird to think people actually want this kind of working relationships but hey whatever floats your boat...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 It is a good flick...Kinda weird to think people actually want this kind of working relationships but hey whatever floats your boat...lol freaky deakies all over the placekind of an intense flick...in a weird way too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted June 25 Author Report Share Posted June 25 S - I still have the french maid position available. Unfortunately, it's an intern position and there is no pay, just for experience purposes... Do I atleast get benifits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted June 25 Author Report Share Posted June 25 Where are you looking at these ads? Hustler? lolNo silly black tail Hustler is a lil to high class for me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 No silly black tail Hustler is a lil to high class for me lol I heart you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted June 25 Author Report Share Posted June 25 I heart you!!woo-hoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainpec Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Do I atleast get benifits Health care coverage includes free Robitusin and cough drops during the winter, plus long baths in the jacuzzi tub.During the summer, I can provide free physicals , but that's the best I can do... healthcare is getting expensive Reeni 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted June 28 Author Report Share Posted June 28 Health care coverage includes free Robitusin and cough drops during the winter, plus long baths in the jacuzzi tub.During the summer, I can provide free physicals , but that's the best I can do... healthcare is getting expensive thats sounds a lot better than what I have now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted June 29 Author Report Share Posted June 29 this is kinds long butPLEASE readI know it's not politically correct, so this if this is not for you, don't get excited or offended - just go on to the next job posting. I know from experience that this is an ideal opportunity for a select group of open minded, young, and adventurous women. Basically, I am looking for a professional secretary who is interested in a broader job description than is customary. You will have all the normal responsibilities of a personal assistant, including answering my phone, organizing travel itineraries, managing correspondence, scheduling meetings and handling various marketing and event projects. However, in addition, I appreciate the envigoration of sexual tension and occasional relief in the workplace. It allows me to maintain my highest level of energy, creativity and motivation. The sexual tension is provided by your private exhibitionism only to me - ie flashing your breasts and panties, and general flirting - ie winking, air-kissing and lip-licking. I will occasionally caress you in passing. The relief is from allowing me to privately kiss and suck on your breasts, and an occasional HJ/BJ. No sex (sorry!) or contact away from the office. This physical contact is perhaps 2-3 times per week. This is an office of 40 professionals, so you must have a great sense of discretion and awareness of those around you. The office itself is on 5th Avenue between 45th and 59th street in a A class building. If any of our activity was observed or even suspected, your employment would unfortunately have to come to an immediate end. I am the young CEO of a small fashion-industry company, which is half owned by a multi-billion dollar conglomerate. As such we are truly a great employer, offering terrific benefits and opportunities for advancement. We have tuition reimbursement, 401K with match, health and dental, 2+ weeks paid vacation and unbelievable discounts for fashion brands affiliated with the group - which are numerous and extremely cherished. I am 32, successful, handsome, well educated, refined, athletic, and very caring. I am married and have a young child. I am not some weirdo - I simply know what I want and get it. I am a very good boss according to the majority of the 100+ people who have worked for me over the years. You must be pretty and healthy - but not necesarily a model, and obviously sexy - both in appearance and attitude. You will be required to submit to a criminal background check and blood-drug test. You must have at least two years of college and two years of related work experience. You must have good computer skills - PC or Mac. In the past, this job has been perfect for a young woman who wants to jump start her career, while having a little fun. This does not preclude you from having relationships or even being married yourself. You must not have been a professional escort for more than a couple of months (or a more advanced related professional for any period). Normally, this desirable entry-level job would have a starting salary of $25,000-$30,000, so there is obviously a premium on the extra-professional and discretionary aspect of the position. Professionally, this position is an excellent start towards exceptional marketing, public relations, sales and customer service careers. My last three assistants each progressed to management positions, each earning over $75,000 well before the age of thirty. To apply for this opportunity, please send me an email containing a brief resume, a good recent photo of yourself, and a brief summary of why you believe this unusual position is for you. Submissions will be held in strict confidence. You do not need to include your last name or contact information other than email. I will contact appropriate candidates with additional details, at which point you can decide whether to pursue the position or not. The successful applicant will send a resume (I'll help write it) to our HR department to become part of the normal applicant process. After interviewing three candidates (for appearence sake) you will be the one hired.Job location is Manhattan - 5th Ave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted July 12 Author Report Share Posted July 12 (PLEASE READ ENTIRE ADD BEFORE RESPONDING) Looking for Personal Assistant to work part time out of my home office! on a part time basis.. hours would be about 3 times a week from about 6pm to 10pm at night. pays $10.00 an hour off the books job would intale uploading data onto computer.. and other errands.. my last assistant gave me adult massage as well.. of which I took care of her for that as well.. please, only serious people only.. I'm looking for somebody who can work out to be long term. I'm on the upper east side. College students welcome as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismakk69 Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 Where are you finding these ads??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted July 12 Author Report Share Posted July 12 Craigslist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismakk69 Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 lol..it figures...i found people on there looking for buddies to smoke weed with, hookers looking for work and alot of other stuff...i love that site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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