misk Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 ...u can thank myst for this one....i had to post it....Ladies vs Real WomenLadies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for aninstant fix-me-up."Real Woman - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."**********************************************Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. Youmight still have the headache, but who cares?**********************************************Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.**********************************************Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.Real Woman - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.**********************************************Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake.Real Woman - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.***************************Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.Real Woman - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.**********************************************Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.Real Woman - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.**********************************************And finally the most important tip....Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubesfor future use in casseroles and sauces.Real Woman - Leftover wine?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mystify Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 And finally the most important tip....Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubesfor future use in casseroles and sauces.Real Woman - Leftover wine??Best one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Best one i thought u dropped that screenname Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Its hard to let go of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Its hard to let go of the sooner u let go, the sooner u can get to 1500 so u can pick your title Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted July 1 Author Report Share Posted July 1 HUH!...why....what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emjay Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 ... **********************************************Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. Youmight still have the headache, but who cares?**********************************************And finally the most important tip....Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubesfor future use in casseroles and sauces.Real Woman - Leftover wine?? love these 2!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 HUH!...why....whatBecause I reached 12k! Here we go again!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 so fresh and so clean clean! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 lmao :clap:You know ittttttt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted July 1 Author Report Share Posted July 1 ...yea....i dunno how i feel about this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 ...u can thank myst for this one....i had to post it....Ladies vs Real WomenLadies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for aninstant fix-me-up."Real Woman - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."**********************************************Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. Youmight still have the headache, but who cares?**********************************************Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.**********************************************Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.Real Woman - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.**********************************************Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake.Real Woman - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.***************************Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.Real Woman - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.**********************************************Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.Real Woman - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.**********************************************And finally the most important tip....Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubesfor future use in casseroles and sauces.Real Woman - Leftover wine?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 :party: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funks0ul Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 somehow i can see marko doing a lot of these ladiessss things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 btw Mystify - all you have to do is PM DaVe and ask him to amend Mystify22 to Mystify. He has the power!He did it for my girl friend in LA - she changed from BlueCenterStar to ShortyStar - and kept her post count Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted July 1 Author Report Share Posted July 1 ...she's done that already...i think this is a whole new beginning.......zen like and shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 ...she's done that already...i think this is a whole new beginning.......zen like and shit...OIC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 btw Mystify - all you have to do is PM DaVe and ask him to amend Mystify22 to Mystify. He has the power!He did it for my girl friend in LA - she changed from BlueCenterStar to ShortyStar - and kept her post count He didn't respond to my PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyfreshdc Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 so basically "real women" are lazy, drunk, and can't cook?? this is degrading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted July 1 Author Report Share Posted July 1 just embrace it! lol..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Damn skippy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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