liqidtouch Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 metrosexual You might be "metrosexual" if: 1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase. 2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse. 3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights. 4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch. 5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs. 6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize. 7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck. 8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products. 9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first. 10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive."Some people think he's gay, but he's actually metrosexual." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 I heart metrosexualsLove guys who care about their skin, bodies, wardrobe, eyebrows, tan, etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted July 1 Author Report Share Posted July 1 thats funy cause i love women that do the same thing :insert LOL here:and then a :THUMPS-UP: here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 i also like metrosexuals but i also like men who r just men.....men who dont mind lifting heavy things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 i also like metrosexuals but i also like men who r just men.....men who dont mind lifting heavy things Why, are you fat or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 lol, yea i weight 400 lbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessbx Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Love when guys take care of themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 lol, yea i weight 400 lbs oh alright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted July 1 Author Report Share Posted July 1 Love when guys take care of themselves what about when a man just "takes care" of you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 wow i cant imagine making eggs from scratch you monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 thats a big + what about when a man just "takes care" of you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdivacb Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 I happen to heart metrosexuals, spent 10yrs madly in love with one... HOWEVER, I share a bathroom with one and it is sooooooooooo annoying when he takes more time in the mirror than I do!!!!!!!!!!!! 99% of these metrosexuals are already gorgous (including mine) STOP HOGGING THE MIRRORS!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted July 2 Author Report Share Posted July 2 get a his and hers mirror set?what do i know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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