phatman Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 Man Jailed for Shooting Off His TesticlesLONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said. David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers. But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery. Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 Ouch, talk about shitty luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 I guess he did have the "balls " to kill him self Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted July 14 Author Report Share Posted July 14 ...i wonder how much shit he's gonna take in jail for five years from fellow inmates..."So what are you in here for?"...lmao...damn...five years gonna seem like a lifetime... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 What a moron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismakk69 Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 Jesus Christ..what an asshole...Well..I think he should get jailtime, considering he was probably gonna use the gun to smoke that other dude.....Still, I do feel kinda bad for the guy after reading "what remained of his testicles"..Ouch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 Jesus Christ..what an asshole...haha. i was thinking the same thing... but seriously, i agree he has been through enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 Mark my words:Darwin Awards Winner for 2004. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismakk69 Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 Mark my words:Darwin Awards Winner for 2004.Oh yeahhh..hahahhaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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