dgmodel Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 -there's Reusable Bacon Grease In A Maxwell House Can In The Center Of The Burners On Your Stove. -turning Up The Heat Means Turning On Another Burner On The Stove.-the Batteries In Your Remote Control Are Held In Place With A Piece Of Tape. -something Smells Spoiled In The Refrigerator, And All You Do Is Change The Box Of Arm & Hammer Baking Soda-your Furniture Is Covered In Plastic-you Add "ed" Or "t" To The End Of A Word That's Already In The Past Tense (e.g., Tooked, Light-skinneded, Kilt, Ruint). -you Still Refer To Your Stereo As The Hi-fi. -you Refer To Your Dresser As "the Bureau." -you Refer To The Refrigerator As An Icebox. -the Back Of Your Toilet Seat Is Always Off, And You Know How To Manually Flush It. -you Don't Think You're Clean Unless There Is Visible Baby Powder On Your Neck And Chest, And You Ain't Even No Baby. -you've Never Been To The Dentist-your Children's Only Form Of Entertainment Is Singing In The Window Fan-your Child Drops His Pacifier, And You Sanitize It By Sucking On It. -you Clean Your Ears With A Bobby Pin, Key, Or Ink Pen Cap-the Only Art You Own Is On Your Fingernails-you Refer To The Hair At The Nape Of Your Neck As Your "kitchen." -your Child Thinks His Real Name Is Little Man. -you've Ever Been Beaten With An Extension Cord-you Have Trouble Spelling Your Children's Names, And You Named Them.-you've Ever Dropped Anything And Kissed It Up To God Before You Ate It-you've Ever Referred To The Wind As The Hawk. -the Person You're Speaking To Doesn't Speak Any English And You Just Talk Louder. -you Wear A Watch That You Know Doesn't Work-you Pinch You Newborn's Nose To Make It Thin-you Have More Shoes Than You Have Books. -you Use Salt Before You Taste Your Food-you Got Angry When The Government Stopped The Cheese Program-you Put Your Salted Peanuts In The Bottom Of Your Coca-cola-the Rear Window Of Your Car Is Filled With Stuffed Animals-your Car Cost More Than Your House-you Ever Played Knuckles-you Can Learn The Latest Dances From Your Church Choir-either The Bride Or Groom Sings A Solo To Each Other, Or Both-the Reception Meal Was Cooked By The Bride's Mother. -there Are More Guest At The Reception Than There Were At The Wedding. -the Majority Of The Flowers At The Burial Site Are Plastic, And/or Taken Back The Following Day-you Ever Said That The Deceased Has "slipped Away." If You Hear Or Say Any Of The Following Phrases: "right About Now We're Gonna Take A Pause For The Cause""can I Get Those 7 Digits?"You Eat These Ghetto Snacks: Pork Rinds, Chitterlings, Moonpies With Coke, Pistachios, Sunflower Seeds, Pumpkin Seeds, Licorice, Salt 'n Vinegar Chips, Now 'n Laters, Juice-filled Wax, Pixie Stix, Twisters, Bom Pops, Push-ups, Mary Janes, Lemon Heads, Boston Baked Beans, Mr. Softee, Redhots, Freezpops, Chick O Stix, Snowballs, Jiffy Pops, Cheez Whiz, Pop-tarts, Candy Stuck To Paper, Blowpops, Candy Necklaces, Jawbreakers, Sugar Daddy, Sugar Mama, Sugarbabies.You Drink These Ghetto Beverages: Yoo-hoo, Malt Liquor, Tahitian Treat, Sugar Water, Fanta Orange, Red Kool- Aid, Red Dog, Anything Red, .99 A Gallon Anything, Tab, Fresca, Water Ice, Strawberry Soda, Pineapple Soda, Cream SodaYou Use But Mispronounce These Words:Ambalamps-ambulanceSkrimps Or Strimps-shirimp (note: There Is No "s" On The End). Pacific Vs. Specific (note: These Are Not Interchangeable. In Order To Determine Which Is Appropriate, Listen To Clues Such As References To Large Bodies Of Water, As Opposed To That Body Of Water.) Skreet-street Axe-ask Look Dead-lookedMember-of Or Pertaining To A Recollection (e.g., Ya'll Member The Time...?) Spiskettis-spaghetti Zinc-sink Showliz-that Sure Is Nem-contraction For And Them (e.g., I Can't Wait 'til Marquita Nem Get Here.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 that's so on point its freaky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funks0ul Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 i'm not ghetto! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emjay Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 i'm ghetto. i definitely did a few a of these growing up. chrismakk69 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 i'm ghetto. i definitely did a few a of these growing up.likewise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 never have never will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sassa2 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 i eat sunflower seeds... but that's a mediterranean thing too lol.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 i eat sunflower seeds... but that's a mediterranean thing too lol.... yesm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funks0ul Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 never have never willyes, we all know you're not ghetto, i mean hello you didn't even know who weezie jefferson was!then you confused the jeffersons with good times! chrismakk69 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 Balki and Cousin Larry was all the sitcom i ever needed and Balki was mad ghetto chrismakk69 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjkitten Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 I think I'm ghetto .... I did some of those when I was younger. My mom rocked the plastic on the couches like 20 years ago, I played knuckles, taped the remote, put ed on the end of words that were already in the past tense, & I love me some kool-aid and yoo-hoo.That one about more people at your reception than wedding is dumb, there's always more people at the reception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismakk69 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 -the Person You're Speaking To Doesn't Speak Any English And You Just Talk Louder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 27 Author Report Share Posted July 27 my father does that... its fuckin crazy... i tell him all the time yo the mofo is foreign not deaf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 i'm ghetto. i definitely did a few a of these growing up.Me too-the Batteries In Your Remote Control Are Held In Place With A Piece Of Tape. -you Ever Played KnucklesYou Eat These Ghetto Snacks: Pork Rinds, Pistachios, Sunflower Seeds, Pumpkin Seeds, Licorice, Salt 'n Vinegar Chips, Now 'n Laters, Pixie Stix, Push-ups, Mary Janes, Mr. Softee, Redhots, Freezpops, Chick O Stix, Cheez Whiz, Pop-tarts, Blowpops, Candy Necklaces, Jawbreakers, Sugar Daddy, Sugar Mama, Sugarbabies.How are those ghetto candies though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 i'm ghetto. i definitely did a few a of these growing up.Me too-the Batteries In Your Remote Control Are Held In Place With A Piece Of Tape. -you Ever Played KnucklesYou Eat These Ghetto Snacks: Pork Rinds, Pistachios, Sunflower Seeds, Pumpkin Seeds, Licorice, Salt 'n Vinegar Chips, Now 'n Laters, Pixie Stix, Push-ups, Mary Janes, Mr. Softee, Redhots, Freezpops, Chick O Stix, Cheez Whiz, Pop-tarts, Blowpops, Candy Necklaces, Jawbreakers, Sugar Daddy, Sugar Mama, Sugarbabies.How are those ghetto candies though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 i'm ghetto. i definitely did a few a of these growing up.Me too-the Batteries In Your Remote Control Are Held In Place With A Piece Of Tape. -you Ever Played KnucklesYou Eat These Ghetto Snacks: Pork Rinds, Pistachios, Sunflower Seeds, Pumpkin Seeds, Licorice, Salt 'n Vinegar Chips, Now 'n Laters, Pixie Stix, Push-ups, Mary Janes, Mr. Softee, Redhots, Freezpops, Chick O Stix, Cheez Whiz, Pop-tarts, Blowpops, Candy Necklaces, Jawbreakers, Sugar Daddy, Sugar Mama, Sugarbabies.How are those ghetto candies though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 i'm ghetto. i definitely did a few a of these growing up.Me too-the Batteries In Your Remote Control Are Held In Place With A Piece Of Tape. -you Ever Played KnucklesYou Eat These Ghetto Snacks: Pork Rinds, Pistachios, Sunflower Seeds, Pumpkin Seeds, Licorice, Salt 'n Vinegar Chips, Now 'n Laters, Pixie Stix, Push-ups, Mary Janes, Mr. Softee, Redhots, Freezpops, Chick O Stix, Cheez Whiz, Pop-tarts, Blowpops, Candy Necklaces, Jawbreakers, Sugar Daddy, Sugar Mama, Sugarbabies.How are those ghetto candies though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 i'm ghetto. i definitely did a few a of these growing up.Me too-the Batteries In Your Remote Control Are Held In Place With A Piece Of Tape. -you Ever Played KnucklesYou Eat These Ghetto Snacks: Pork Rinds, Pistachios, Sunflower Seeds, Pumpkin Seeds, Licorice, Salt 'n Vinegar Chips, Now 'n Laters, Pixie Stix, Push-ups, Mary Janes, Mr. Softee, Redhots, Freezpops, Chick O Stix, Cheez Whiz, Pop-tarts, Blowpops, Candy Necklaces, Jawbreakers, Sugar Daddy, Sugar Mama, Sugarbabies.How are those ghetto candies though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 i'm ghetto. i definitely did a few a of these growing up.Me too-the Batteries In Your Remote Control Are Held In Place With A Piece Of Tape. -you Ever Played KnucklesYou Eat These Ghetto Snacks: Pork Rinds, Pistachios, Sunflower Seeds, Pumpkin Seeds, Licorice, Salt 'n Vinegar Chips, Now 'n Laters, Pixie Stix, Push-ups, Mary Janes, Mr. Softee, Redhots, Freezpops, Chick O Stix, Cheez Whiz, Pop-tarts, Blowpops, Candy Necklaces, Jawbreakers, Sugar Daddy, Sugar Mama, Sugarbabies.How are those ghetto candies though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emjay Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 can you repeat that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missroxy Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 DAMNIT! i guess im just white trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 i should list the one's that DON'T apply to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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