djshitboy Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 completely out of it. I needed to do something. Anything. To get out of my funk. One night as I stared down at the silver alligator on my Lacoste shirt it dawned on me...."Eureka!" I thought. The answer to my problems had been so obvious. It was then that I vowed to spend an entire day with my collar standing proudly erect for all to see. I awoke the next morning and fished out a pair of khakis from my dresser to compliment my crisp pastel pink polo shirt. I hurried into the bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror. "Could I really do this?" I thought. After a moment of consideration I cautiously lifted my hands to my neck, got a firm grip on the fabric, and with a stunning flick of the wrist turned my collar skyward. It was majestic. I felt a strange surge of unholy power. I glanced back at the stranger who faced me in the mirror. He was staring back at me with an affluent smirk and a look of general indifference; I knew the transformation was complete.I felt like I was walking taller that morning, with a distinct skip in my step, I had not a care in the world. On the ferry to New York people took quick glances away from the ground to admire my popped collar. Truly this fashion statement held a power over them, particularly members of the opposite sex. By the time I had finished my eight minute ferry ride I had probably received at least six phone numbers from a variety of Wall Street business women.. In classical popped-collar fashion I threw away all of them when I arrived to work. "There will be more phone numbers today," I thought. "I'll have to be selective if I'm going to carry them around all day." ras67 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hard2thacore Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 :laugh: :laugh:one your best posts ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted July 28 Author Report Share Posted July 28 hahaha thank you very much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessbx Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Now all you have to do is go hang out in Manasquan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessbx Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 oop double post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffler Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 dam kid, you should write professionally........or do you???(and cp dont count!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Love your sentence structureLove your choice of adjectivesLove 'Eureka'Love 'Funk' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 That was WAYY too long for me to read.. Myst.... mama can you please IM me or PM me with a shorter version so I can ell oh ell also? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realityyy Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 i cant decide what looks stupiderthat look or buttoned down long sleve shirts in the summer timeisn't it hot enuff in the clubs already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temptschick Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 buttoned down long sleve shirts in the summer timeisn't it hot enuff in the clubs already?couldnt agree more!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffler Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 couldnt agree more!!!!!!oops I did it again!!!that was my comment sorry cpeeps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temptschick Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 oops I did it again!!!that was my comment sorry cpeepsSTIFFLER i'm gonna kick your ass...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffler Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 STIFFLER i'm gonna kick your ass...lol cant wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyliz16 Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 LOL...I like it clubber & smart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted July 29 Author Report Share Posted July 29 nah I don't write professionally, thanks though. mysti22 realityorwhateverthehell: I'm wearing a polo short sleeve, you baboon.I can't believe you typed "enuff" Edit your post immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted July 29 Author Report Share Posted July 29 Yeah, I'll save this ad for later.For when I'm bored.What the fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted July 30 Author Report Share Posted July 30 Excuse me while I bump every fucking thread that I've authored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 Please do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 Oh and by the way, check out the new sig LiQid made for me :laugh:I didn't know he had it in him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted July 30 Author Report Share Posted July 30 Oh and by the way, check out the new sig LiQid made for me :laugh:I didn't know he had it in him.I have my sigs turned off. brb turning them back on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted July 30 Author Report Share Posted July 30 That's his way of hitting on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted July 30 Author Report Share Posted July 30 brb turning them back off and knocking liqidtouch unconscious with a blunt object Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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