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Mine was my ex ex. It was unintentional. I had a crush on him for about 4 months but never said anything. But on day that was about 105 degrees out at my friends party. And it was melting everyone's drinks. So we decided to make floaters. To keep them cool longer. SO I went into the kitchen to make some in the blender. While I was my ex ex walked in and asked me if I could make one for him too. So I did. As I was making it we started talking and I got side tracked. And I forgot to put the top on the blender tight enough. Well, when I turned it on the top went flying and we both got all the crap from the blender all over us. I was so embarrassed. But he started laughing and then I started laughing. We ended up dating for 4 years. Every year on that day we would make floater and laugh about it :love:

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way back in the day i met a guy at a party and when i went down into the basement to call my mom and tell her i would be late, he followed me and was making me laugh during the whole phone call. when i hung up i meant to say "i should kick your ass" and instead it came out "i should kiss your ass", then he grabbed me and we had our first kiss, i was pretty embarrassed and we had a good laugh about it, but we were together for 2 years after that freudian slip!

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Mine was my ex ex. It was unintentional. I had a crush on him for about 4 months but never said anything. But on day that was about 105 degrees out at my friends party. And it was melting everyone's drinks. So we decided to make floaters. To keep them cool longer. SO I went into the kitchen to make some in the blender. While I was my ex ex walked in and asked me if I could make one for him too. So I did. As I was making it we started talking and I got side tracked. And I forgot to put the top on the blender tight enough. Well, when I turned it on the top went flying and we both got all the crap from the blender all over us. I was so embarrassed. But he started laughing and then I started laughing. We ended up dating for 4 years. Every year on that day we would make floater and laugh about it :love:

What's a floater. You mean like when you take a crap and it floats.

"we both got all the crap from the blender all over us"

That's disgusting!!! :vomit2:

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Mine was my ex ex. It was unintentional. I had a crush on him for about 4 months but never said anything. But on day that was about 105 degrees out at my friends party. And it was melting everyone's drinks. So we decided to make floaters. To keep them cool longer. SO I went into the kitchen to make some in the blender. While I was my ex ex walked in and asked me if I could make one for him too. So I did. As I was making it we started talking and I got side tracked. And I forgot to put the top on the blender tight enough. Well, when I turned it on the top went flying and we both got all the crap from the blender all over us. I was so embarrassed. But he started laughing and then I started laughing. We ended up dating for 4 years. Every year on that day we would make floater and laugh about it :love:

Please find a "DICKtionary" or take some lessons in grammar b4 posting.

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