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"What Love Means To Me" by Yo Mamma


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(clears throat)

Love is beautiful

Love swallows, it does not spit

Love has 3 accessible inputs

Love is a hooker and an 8-ball of Coke

Love is like Silicon, round and always firm to the touch

Love Tosses one's salad without question

Love goes down on one, even without having bathed

Love does not mind giving "Rusty-trombones"

Love is bringing a friend home to join in

Love does not mind a Stained Dress

Love likes Cigars

Love is like having a Cherry Popped for the first time

Love does not mind dressing up in school-girl outfits or as a member of the Spice Girls or as Barbara Bush or as Rupaul (oops, ignore that)

Love orders the "Playboy channel" for their loved one

Love doesn't mind having their picture sent in to Hustler

Love knows what following things mean and does not mind having them done to them: a Pittsburgh Platter, a Cleveland Steamer, a Dirty Sanchez, a Jelly Donought, a Portugese Windstorm, a Blumkin, a Monsoon Brownout, a Dutch Oven

Love, again, is beautiful

THE END

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SAVIN' THE DRAMA

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Originally posted by back2basics-:

*wipeing tears from eyes*

That was.. it was.. beautiful man.

[This message has been edited by back2basics- (edited 11-09-2000).]

*passes B2B another tissue* Love is a beautiful thing...

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Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?

Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly.

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-Ricfutures

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