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i met a blonde.. i think she is the one


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So I walked into a bar last week-end and thought I'd have some fun and tell the patrons there a joke. I asked the bartender, "Hey, wanna hear a joke?"

She replied, "Listen, before you go telling some dumb blonde joke, just make sure you realize that my hair is blonde if you didn't notice, and my sister who works here is blonde, and my best friend sitting at the end of the bar there is blonde, and so is her boyfriend, and the owner is a blonde, too. So just be careful if you're going to go and tell some dumb blonde joke."

At that point I said, "o.k. then, forget it ... I don't want to have to explain the punch line five times!"

:pint::splat::beer:

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So I walked into a bar last week-end and thought I'd have some fun and tell the patrons there a joke. I asked the bartender, "Hey, wanna hear a joke?"

She replied, "Listen, before you go telling some dumb blonde joke, just make sure you realize that my hair is blonde if you didn't notice, and my sister who works here is blonde, and my best friend sitting at the end of the bar there is blonde, and so is her boyfriend, and the owner is a blonde, too. So just be careful if you're going to go and tell some dumb blonde joke."

At that point I said, "o.k. then, forget it ... I don't want to have to explain the punch line five times!"

:pint::splat::beer:

:lol3::D

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it's cool to be fake

I DO NOT concur with this statement. :no:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:nono:

UNLESSS.......

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.............................................

:idea:

We're talking about yummy, delicious, bouncy,

lickable, nibble-able--------------------> ( o ) ( o ) !!!!

:D

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I DO NOT concur with this statement. :no:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:nono:

UNLESSS.......

..........

........................

.............................................

:idea:

We're talking about yummy, delicious, bouncy,

lickable, nibble-able--------------------> ( o ) ( o ) !!!!

:D

i agree :)

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