dgmodel Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 you ever have those moments where for a split second you think something crazy like, as soon as you walk into someones house youre like "hrrrm, i wonder what would happen if i just spit on the floor...", or if theyre cooking just throw an egg at the wall or just something totally off the wall like that~!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 unfortunately, yes when i was real young my sister and i and were watching my mom cook some ish...i was holding a full bottle of water with those big gulp size tops. so i just turn to my sister, flip the bottle upside down and empty the bottle on her head. i have no idea why. at a party last weekend my buddy was holding a full cup of beer. his roomate walks up and says whats up...so my friend just turns to him and flings the whole cup in his face and then just busts out laughing for no apparent reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iamme Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 i know YOU have got to have some good ones. post em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 27 Author Report Share Posted August 27 lol i dont have anything good however this one time we at fineones house and the beerball was tapped and for no apparent reason i just picked it up and smashed it on his head lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 i do this stuff all the time...like at a boring thanksgiving dinner...what would people do if i faked Terrets (sp) and just started blabbing about how this ones cheating on this one and how one is fat and shouldn't be eating all that...yada yada.You and me...inside we're really evil people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 thats a good one usually anything ending in "...so i smashed it on his head is" is money i ahve a very close and violent frienship one of my best friends, matt. so we always end up trying to hurt each other when we're drunk...kinda like brothers. long story short, one night i just started throwing a hail of darts at him. ever hear a man scream like 5 yr old girl? pretty entertaining. unfortunately, later that week, another friend, Sergio, after finishing off a big bottle of Bacardi Limone with Matt, turned to me with crazy eyes, then turns back to Matt and says jokingly "ill give u $5 if you can make nadim bleed". Matt didnt think it was a joke!!! so im running around my own house with Matt chasing me with a steak knife trying to convince me to stand still p.s. matt just bought a gun and keeps telling me he's going to shoot me in the foot im going to have to get a sniper rifle now to get him from afar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 27 Author Report Share Posted August 27 i got a dart story for you... three of us (my friend brian, this kid pierre and myself) were playing darts in my boys room... it was my turn to get the darts off the board and one of them thought it would be funny to throw a dart at me while i was pulling out the others, so long story short as i pulled out the darts that were in the board i turned around and my friend thrown a dart and as it was in the air i caught it... just straight catch in my fist... there can only be one highlander~! booohoohahahhaha~! lol it was pure dumb luck and more like an act of GOD or something because if not that shit wouldve hit me in the fuckin head or neck... then it wouldve been some oldschool shit "you got a fuckin dart in your neck man..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 lol, what was the first thing you said once you got the sucker?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 27 Author Report Share Posted August 27 "holy shit..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabina Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 i used to throw food at my old roommate at the most random times... i'd be sitting around watching tv while she was doing hw or on the phone and fling grapes at her... i threw a piece of banana at her once and it stuck to her jacket for like a day... i had a good reason tho... i was bored... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emjay Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Matt didnt think it was a joke!!! so im running around my own house with Matt chasing me with a steak knife trying to convince me to stand still p.s. matt just bought a gun and keeps telling me he's going to shoot me in the foot im going to have to get a sniper rifle now to get him from afar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 you ever have those moments where for a split second you think something crazy like, as soon as you walk into someones house youre like "hrrrm, i wonder what would happen if i just spit on the floor...", or if theyre cooking just throw an egg at the wall or just something totally off the wall like that~!?there are voices in my head that tell me to do that kind of stuff all the time...i thought that was normal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 you ever have those moments where for a split second you think something crazy like, as soon as you walk into someones house youre like "hrrrm, i wonder what would happen if i just spit on the floor...", or if theyre cooking just throw an egg at the wall or just something totally off the wall like that~!?there are voices in my head telling me to do this stuff all the time...i thought this was normal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 ...so far this is one of the funniest threads i've read in awhile.........i'll have to hit the memory banks and see if i come up with something to add......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismakk69 Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 I farted on my ex-girlfriends fathers pillow one day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 27 Author Report Share Posted August 27 when i lived with one of my ex's while she slept, id wake her up... be like "omg did you hear that," and shed be like "hear what" and then id fart and pull the covers up over her head real quick... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismakk69 Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 hahahhaha hotbox her...hahahahhahahai did that once, and i thought she was gonna bite my dick off...never again..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 ..ew gross boys........but yea i always think like that....like ...at work.....we always kid around about the old ladies....the really annoying ones...."what if she asked for coffee and i screamed FUCK YOU"....of course i can't.....but i do spontaneously throw dirty towels at co-workers and shit like that....when the boss isnt around lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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