lalate Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 Was thinking of posting some "Things Said at the Club this Weekend" but thought there was SO much said by one divorcee by the pool at this hotel that its worth giving her her own thread. Here are things said to her and by her. (More to follow)"Gimme your driver's license! I dont believe you are day over 21"."I had these put in. I asked for Cs and they turned out friggen huge Ds."To myself - "Those are the most sagging Cs Ive ever seen.""I was married to the ass@ole for 12 years. He only knew one position in 12 years. And he never last more than 2 minutes.""I think the maid pawned my wedding ring.""I flirt with people on the net all the time. Have you ever flirted with people on the net?"lalate - "Never." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havokk Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 I think I can speak for the rest of CP when I say "What......the.......fuck?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 sounds pretty normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris817 Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 hook a brother up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 "I flirt with people on the net all the time. Have you ever flirted with people on the net?"lalate - "Never."wtf is the net~!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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