philippio Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Of course they're not new to any of us seasoned spammers (bling, digitalphoenix, raincry, mimid, sotuchick, luztidara, koky, funketeer, timmmaaayyyy, et. al.) but now, you too, can enjoy frequent spammer rewards!!! Notably...-endless hours (that could have been used to accomplish something productive) wasted pointlessly in front of a monitor-carpal tunnel syndrome due to extended keyboard usage-upper and lower back problems attributed to uncomfortable seating configurations over extended periods of time-frustration of trying to figure out meaningless posts chock-full of trivial and useless informationJoin today for your rewards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted September 28 Author Report Share Posted September 28 1. bling: 25.46 posts/day2. digitalphoenix: 16.02 posts/day3. funketeer: 15.43 posts/day4. koky: 11.13 posts/day5. crzyc: 10.9 posts/day6. fliptoniaaa: 9.39 posts/day7. xxgrooveericxx: 8.83 posts/day8. sotuchick: 5.94 posts/day9. philippio: 5.7 posts/day10. luztidara: 3.1 posts/day11. mimid: 2.74 posts/day12. raincry: 2.33 posts/dayThese stats don't lie, bitches!!! Who's an addict now, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 1. bling: 25.46 posts/day2. digitalphoenix: 16.02 posts/day3. funketeer: 15.43 posts/day4. koky: 11.13 posts/day5. crzyc: 10.9 posts/day6. fliptoniaaa: 9.39 posts/day7. xxgrooveericxx: 8.83 posts/day8. sotuchick: 5.94 posts/day9. philippio: 5.7 posts/day10. luztidara: 3.1 posts/day11. mimid: 2.74 posts/day12. raincry: 2.33 posts/dayThese stats don't lie, bitches!!! Who's an addict now, eh? I am such a post-tipo-puto! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 where do u find that info. at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blendprod Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 I Suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 I SuckYeah, I heard about that. Jueputa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted September 28 Author Report Share Posted September 28 where do u find that info. at?I calculated it based on various given parameters such as:-the probability that a computer will be available to each of the aforementioned individuals during a given 24 hour period-the likelihood that new, unused spamming material will be available during any of those 24 hours-the boredom factor of each of the aforementioned individuals based on a complex routine algorithm-the derivative of the allotted time interval for each post-the formulated 4 x 4 matrix of probabilities that the aforementioned individuals could be doing something other than posting I can send you the algorithm or you can just click on a screenname to see the person's profile and the posting rate is listed there, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 sonavabitch i dropped one post per day on my avg LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fliptoniaaa Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 uve got to take join date into that equation as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 I calculated it based on various given parameters such as:-the probability that a computer will be available to each of the aforementioned individuals during a given 24 hour period-the likelihood that new, unused spamming material will be available during any of those 24 hours-the boredom factor of each of the aforementioned individuals based on a complex routine algorithm-the derivative of the allotted time interval for each post-the formulated 4 x 4 matrix of probabilities that the aforementioned individuals could be doing something other than posting I can send you the algorithm or you can just click on a screenname to see the person's profile and the posting rate is listed there, too! Dude,...that rocked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffy1 Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 i'm catching up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 i'm catching up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 i say we just make a spam thread and sticky it on top for us spammers so we dont piss everyone else off by moving threads down on the board ....just a suggestion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 I calculated it based on various given parameters such as:-the probability that a computer will be available to each of the aforementioned individuals during a given 24 hour period-the likelihood that new, unused spamming material will be available during any of those 24 hours-the boredom factor of each of the aforementioned individuals based on a complex routine algorithm-the derivative of the allotted time interval for each post-the formulated 4 x 4 matrix of probabilities that the aforementioned individuals could be doing something other than posting I can send you the algorithm or you can just click on a screenname to see the person's profile and the posting rate is listed there, too! can u do my taxes next year pls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 1. bling: 25.46 posts/day2. digitalphoenix: 16.02 posts/day3. funketeer: 15.43 posts/day4. koky: 11.13 posts/day5. crzyc: 10.9 posts/day6. fliptoniaaa: 9.39 posts/day7. xxgrooveericxx: 8.83 posts/day8. sotuchick: 5.94 posts/day9. philippio: 5.7 posts/day10. luztidara: 3.1 posts/day11. mimid: 2.74 posts/day12. raincry: 2.33 posts/dayThese stats don't lie, bitches!!! Who's an addict now, eh? 15.43 posts of pure unspoiled and unadulterate bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted September 28 Author Report Share Posted September 28 i say we just make a spam thread and sticky it on top for us spammers so we dont piss everyone else off by moving threads down on the board ....just a suggestionBling, that's a stupid idea!!! Think about it! If that happened, we would not ever be able to spam any other thread! Anything and everything would be moved to this suggested spam sticky! That would entirely defeat the purpose of spamming! Such notorious spammers as funketeer would be deprived of their lifelong passion and hobby!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 u may have more posts then me but my avg is higher nyaaaa nyaaaaaa stick ur head in doo doo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 15.43 posts of pure unspoiled and unadulterate bullshit u may have a higher post count but my avg rox ur arse..... nya nya stick ur head in doo doooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Bling, that's a stupid idea!!! Think about it! If that happened, we would not ever be able to spam any other thread! Anything and everything would be moved to this suggested spam sticky! That would entirely defeat the purpose of spamming! Such notorious spammers as funketeer would be deprived of their lifelong passion and hobby!!! True, true, Scooby Doo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 u may have more posts then me but my avg is higher nyaaaa nyaaaaaa stick ur head in doo doo STFU and go get me some hot bitches or I'll ask EV to kick your ass likehe did to Elvis on Madden! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 u may have a higher post count but my avg rox ur arse..... nya nya stick ur head in doo doooooo doo doo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 pee pee ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 u may have a higher post count but my avg rox ur arse..... nya nya stick ur head in doo doooooo your avg may rox my arse but I have a bazooka pointing at your window from the building accross the street...now, am I just bluffing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 pee pee ? Donde esta el queso ranchero.............hombre? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 pee pee is a delicacy in some countries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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