funketeer Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 It was about 2 weeks ago or so, I was riding my longboard (going kinda fast) when I turned onto a dark alley, as I did this my wheel caught a pebble and I hit the ground in less than a second at twice the speed I was travelin' I was left breathless for about 3 minutes, then I caught my breath, got on the skateaboard and skated away, holding my side and my thumb in a single sort of embrace.When I got home, I surveyed the dammage...sure enough, blood on my left elbow and knee, dislocated thumb and what felt like a fisuration on the upper 2nd rib...not broken, defintiviley hurt...felt like knife (I move to rough still does, I like it though).Instead of going to a doctor, I went to yoga instead and assesed the dammages my self...some of the poses I had trouble achieving, I was feeling cracks in there. I was going to go the doctor, because on saturday morning I was awaken by an excruciating pain, my left thumb had dislocated itself out from its socket really freaky shyte!It was that same night that I later went to Fliptonia, that night I was in real physical pain, through and through the whole night...I knew I had dammaged myself on the fall, but that didn't stop me from going to Flip and Tonie's shindig, nu-hu! Seriously, now that I look back, the most intelligent thing to have dome at that moment would've been to at least go to an amergency room and get my thumb in a cast and my rib-cage banded...nu-hu! For me it was Presidentes and Rum and Cokes...basically, it was a celebration, bitches! Going back to my left thumb for a second, it was really fucked up on saturday...this past saturday...but now, I look at it...move it...and it doesn't hurt or look soared or anything...what the fuck is going on here? Am I being miraculously healed here? Have I become immune to pain? I fall, break at least one rib and my left thumb and two weeks later I' here laughing about it.TRUE STORY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 I dont think you were feeling any pain that night. Nice to know you are better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Maybe all that masturbation was the best physical therapy that your thumb needed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 Oh shit, I just fell of my chair and broke a leg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Oh shit, I just fell of my chair and broke a leg You are a clumsy bitch! Now don't do it again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 You are a clumsy bitch! Now don't do it again! how do you explain my healing dee-gee-dee-dawg? jokes aside...wft? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 I dont think you were feeling any pain that night. Nice to know you are better.Nice to know you are beeter? Not so fast missy, get on the kitchen and make me some soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 Maybe all that masturbation was the best physical therapy that your thumb needed!compasion fatigue ah bastard??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 It was about 2 weeks ago or so, I was riding my longboard (going kinda fast) when I turned onto a dark alley, as I did this my wheel caught a pebble and I hit the ground in less than a second at twice the speed I was travelin' I was left breathless for about 3 minutes, then I caught my breath, got on the skateaboard and skated away, holding my side and my thumb in a single sort of embrace.When I got home, I surveyed the dammage...sure enough, blood on my left elbow and knee, dislocated thumb and what felt like a fisuration on the upper 2nd rib...not broken, defintiviley hurt...felt like knife (I move to rough still does, I like it though).Instead of going to a doctor, I went to yoga instead and assesed the dammages my self...some of the poses I had trouble achieving, I was feeling cracks in there. I was going to go the doctor, because on saturday morning I was awaken by an excruciating pain, my left thumb had dislocated itself out from its socket really freaky shyte!It was that same night that I later went to Fliptonia, that night I was in real physical pain, through and through the whole night...I knew I had dammaged myself on the fall, but that didn't stop me from going to Flip and Tonie's shindig, nu-hu! Seriously, now that I look back, the most intelligent thing to have dome at that moment would've been to at least go to an amergency room and get my thumb in a cast and my rib-cage banded...nu-hu! For me it was Presidentes and Rum and Cokes...basically, it was a celebration, bitches! Going back to my left thumb for a second, it was really fucked up on saturday...this past saturday...but now, I look at it...move it...and it doesn't hurt or look soared or anything...what the fuck is going on here? Am I being miraculously healed here? Have I become immune to pain? I fall, break at least one rib and my left thumb and two weeks later I' here laughing about it.TRUE STORYYou are god..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 I dont think you were feeling any pain that night. Nice to know you are better.hey Carisa, you saw me...did my face show any pain at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 You are god.....Hum...that would be Flip, I'm the Musketeer of Funk, thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 how do you explain my healing dee-gee-dee-dawg? jokes aside...wft? You mentioned that you dislocated your thumb. Quite often, when a bone gets dislocated from its socket, all it takes is to apply significant force to relocate it back in. This can be quite painful but only momentarily so what may have happened is that it got relocated on its own and that made the soarness and pain go away almost overnight! It's happened to people with dislocated shoulderblades (Although the pain they feel when it's being relocated back in the socket is extremely excruciating). Next time on Dr. Philippio iXeLpiXeL: how to cure blue-ball syndrome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 You mentioned that you dislocated your thumb. Quite often, when a bone gets dislocated from its socket, all it takes is to apply significant force to relocate it back in. This can be quite painful but only momentarily so what may have happened is that it got relocated on its own and that made the soarness and pain go away almost overnight! It's happened to people with dislocated shoulderblades (Although the pain they feel when it's being relocated back in the socket is extremely excruciating). Next time on Dr. Philippio iXeLpiXeL: how to cure blue-ball syndrome... I knew it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 I knew it! Well then why did you ask me? I'm an unemployed engineer, not an orthopedic doctor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdamon7278 Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Suck it up pussy, heres something for ya -red bull!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 omg only the funk can make such a depressing story so entertaining for us all that shit is crazyyyyyyyyyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Suck up pussy, heres something for ya :pint: -red bull!!! You are what you EAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 I dont think you were feeling any pain that night. Nice to know you are better.I meant to say thanx! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 You are what you EAT! stop eating shit and get back to work...shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyrik Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 how do you explain my healing dee-gee-dee-dawg? jokes aside...wft? Nevermind what everyone else tells you - I know your secret...TRIM SPA BABY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 Nevermind what everyone else tells you - I know your secret...TRIM SPA BABY!Respect my authority!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyrik Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Respect my authority!!!! Casa Bonita, Casa Bonita! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 stop eating shit and get back to work...shit! I am afraid I'm all out of shit.Bullshit will HAVE TO DO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orisha Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Funk's made of Majick --or maybe you healed up quick cuz U don't eat s**t! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Maybe Funk drank himself to recuparation! OR it could have been the magical herbs that healed him instantly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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