nomembername Posted October 15 Author Report Share Posted October 15 Everything baby well lately I've been pretty boring....don't even have any good porn so I'll hit up direct tv's gay skinamax or some shit. Usually just grab a small towel, lie back in my recliner, keep fast forwarding to the good parts...it's usually late and I'm tired so not really in a mood to make much of a mess so right when I'm about to bust I'll kind of stand up and just shoot right on the towel that is out than go right to bed...every now and again I'll dig threw my drawers and whip out the hot, nude pics of my ex girlfriend and use that as jerk off material.... amyscottsdale 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted October 15 Author Report Share Posted October 15 let me catch myself real quick....when I say "gay" skinemax I meant it as it sucks not literally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 lmaosurefgt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sexyallthetime Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 well lately I've been pretty boring....don't even have any good porn so I'll hit up direct tv's gay skinamax or some shit. Usually just grab a small towel, lie back in my recliner, keep fast forwarding to the good parts...it's usually late and I'm tired so not really in a mood to make much of a mess so right when I'm about to bust I'll kind of stand up and just shoot right on the towel that is out than go right to bed...every now and again I'll dig threw my drawers and whip out the hot, nude pics of my ex girlfriend and use that as jerk off material....Very nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted October 15 Author Report Share Posted October 15 Very nice so how bout you...what's your "normal" routine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vagliker Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 Sorry to reply back so late to my detractors (you know who you are ).I don't see how I should change my name to "cockliker", or be put on probation or banned just because I'm proposing a little exhibitionism on a messageboard that is devoted to sex! Some of the women on this board have expressed an interest in watching men go solo . I also don't think any of the guys here would object to the women putting on shows for us, now would we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted October 16 Report Share Posted October 16 best thread in awile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amyscottsdale Posted October 16 Report Share Posted October 16 ....i'll share........i never used anything but my hand w/ or w/o lotion, vas, etc.....no vicks btw.......but there was this one time when i had a female roomie.......she used to order some porn, toys, etc from this one place......well one time she got this toy as a bonus but it was for men......it was like a silicon sleeve or something for masterbating......it was gelatonous and a few inches long.....the inside was smooth and this thing was tighter than tight but it stretched as you put it on......the one time i actually used it, it was almost too good.....i came in a heartbeat and shot clear across the room.......but idk......between feeling really weird standing there with this thing in my hand and wanting to at least have a longer experience (that coulda just been one of those instacum moments, who knows), i set that puppy aside....i had forgotten about it until i moved - little bitch was in my dresser draw.....almost got exposed during the move but i slipped it into my pocket and ultimately the garbage can....it was fun to explore but i'll stick to old reliable righty.......Very hot! I wonder why they don't make more sex toys for guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amyscottsdale Posted October 16 Report Share Posted October 16 well lately I've been pretty boring....don't even have any good porn so I'll hit up direct tv's gay skinamax or some shit. Usually just grab a small towel, lie back in my recliner, keep fast forwarding to the good parts...it's usually late and I'm tired so not really in a mood to make much of a mess so right when I'm about to bust I'll kind of stand up and just shoot right on the towel that is out than go right to bed...every now and again I'll dig threw my drawers and whip out the hot, nude pics of my ex girlfriend and use that as jerk off material....Thanks. Very hot info. I wonder if all guys use porn like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted October 16 Report Share Posted October 16 Thanks. Very hot info. I wonder if all guys use porn like that.Yeah, were all very curious to know whether guys use porn to jerk off. 'Cause I've never heard about that before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havokk Posted October 16 Report Share Posted October 16 Yeah, were all very curious to know whether guys use porn to jerk off. 'Cause I've never heard about that before.LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted October 17 Report Share Posted October 17 Somehow I can't see fucking cardboard as pleasurable. It sure wouldn't be pliable or soft enough, IMO.thats why god invented deli meats... not the italian kind... too rough.. it's all about the week old ham.. fix that cardboard right up.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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