raincry Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 YES, I'M A BAD AMERICANby George CarlinI Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one? I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.We need our country back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavaflav Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 YEEEAHHH BOOOOYYYYY!!!!!!!!HA! HAAAA!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgtfury Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 fucking A!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 AMEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 I love George Carlin.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coachjames Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 So, what we have here is a *comedian*, whose primary claim to fame is smashing watermelons, and he is supposed to be a *good* example for how to live life??? Somebody needs to take that sledge-o-matic up to his melon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgtfury Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 um...i think you are confusing george carlin with gallager..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 So, what we have here is a *comedian*, whose primary claim to fame is smashing watermelons, and he is supposed to be a *good* example for how to live life??? Somebody needs to take that sledge-o-matic up to his melon. I thought that was Ghallagher?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coachjames Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 Ha! You are right. So, who's George Carlin and why should I care about his opinion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattbateman Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 cause he is funny as shit and right on about EVERYTHING he just said there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgtfury Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 www.georgecarlin.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 www.georgecarlin.comSAWEEEETTTTT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted October 25 Author Report Share Posted October 25 www.georgecarlin.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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