actingitup Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster,> never check to see if it's really dead. It isn't.>> 2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as> a joke.>> 3. Do not search the basement or attic, even if the> power is out.>> 4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other> language that they should not know, shoot them> immediately. Shooting them will save you much grief> in the long run; however, it will take several rounds> to kill them, so be prepared. This tip also applies> to anyone who speaks with someone> else's voice.>> 5. When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair> off and go alone.>> 6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open> portals to Hell.>> 7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or> crypt. This rule also applies to any other house of> the dead.>> 8. If you are searching for something that caused a> loud noise and find out that it was just the cat, get> the hell out. Expeditiously.>> 9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not> check for short circuits. Again, get the hell out.>> 10. Do not take anything from the dead. No matter how> much you like it, it's bound to disagree with you> sooner or later.>> 11. If you find a town that looks deserted, there's> probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look> around.>> 12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless> you're sure you know what you're doing.>> 13. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip> or fall down at least twice--more if you are of the> female persuasion. Also note that despite the fact> that you are running and the monster is merely> shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with> you.>> 14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit> uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination> with blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so> on, kill them immediately.>> 15. Stay away from certain geographical locations,> some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street,> Haddonfield, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble> if you recognize this one), anywhere in Texas where> chainsaws are sold, the Bermuda Triangle, and any> small town in Maine, Maryland, and Massachusetts.>> 16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely> road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house> to use the telephone. If you think that it is strange> you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of> a tank, shoot yourself in the head. You are going to die> anyway and most likely be eaten.>> 17. Beware of strangers bearing strange tools like> chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric> carving knives, combines, lawn mowers, butane torches,> soldering irons, and ice picks.>> 18. If you discover that your house is built upon a> cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws.> This rule also applies to previous inhabitants who> went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible> fashion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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misk Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 > 4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other> language that they should not know, shoot them> immediately. 16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely> road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house> to use the telephone. If you think that it is strange> you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of> a tank, shoot yourself in the head. You are going to die> anyway and most likely be eaten.....TEE HEEEE... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 This should go in BarThTar's "Things you learned from movies" thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 > 6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open> portals to Hell.lol thats my favourite~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilbarbiegirl Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 how about-do not run up the stairs, do not hide in the bedroom/bathroom/closet, simply run out of the house and e go as fast as you can in the direction of the nearest town (do not run into the forest... this will not help)-it's 2004 already... if you're driving around some scary town or exploring the woods near some haunted mansion... why the fuck don't you have a cell phone???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 lol iamme 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 ...my neice went to go see Grudge the other day and left the theater cuz she was too scared......her mom asked her what happened and she said, "I went in, the movie started, I shit my pants, and I went home.".....lmao.....poor zoe......she slept in her mom's bed that night......as did her friend who stayed and watched the whole thing.....lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 .........things not to do...dont post in this forum ...go post on a Klan board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 ...my neice went to go see Grudge the other day and left the theater cuz she was too scared......her mom asked her what happened and she said, "I went in, the movie started, I shit my pants, and I went home.".....lmao.....poor zoe......she slept in her mom's bed that night......as did her friend who stayed and watched the whole thing.....lmao...how old is your neice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 ew...u spelled niece wrong and made me do it too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 > 15. Stay away from certain geographical locations,> some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street,> Haddonfield, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble> if you recognize this one), anywhere in Texas where> chainsaws are sold, the Bermuda Triangle, and any> small town in Maine, Maryland, and Massachusetts.>> NILBOG is Goblin spelled backwards....am i gonnna die now?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 #6 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurolisa Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 ...how old is your neice?12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 12Welcome back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Welcome back ...thanks......good to be back home...........even if we lost to the lions......lol.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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