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How to avoid the flu

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c.

Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.

Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.

Get plenty of rest.

Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR ... :idea:

You can take the doctors office approach. Think about it:

When you go for a shot, what do they do first?

Clean your arm with alcohol. Why? Because alcohol kills germs.

So......

:D

I walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can't get you!

:pint::beer::bounce::spin:

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I walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can't get you!

:pint::beer::bounce::spin:

I've always been a persistent advocate of the method described above, thank you very much! :D

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How to avoid the flu

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c.

Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.

Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.

Get plenty of rest.

Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR ... :idea:

You can take the doctors office approach. Think about it:

When you go for a shot, what do they do first?

Clean your arm with alcohol. Why? Because alcohol kills germs.

So......

:D

I walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can't get you!

:pint::beer::bounce::spin:

Just got that emial today..... I loves...

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Need me to feed you some Zuppa Toscana della Nonna Rina?

homemade-tuscan-soup.jpg

:)

Please, keep this within the familia. You know how the Don gets agitated when these recipes of ours are mysteriously shared with foreign entities outside La Cosa Nostra! You remember what they did to Tommy "The Crobar" Baglione, Angelo "No Neck" Gabrini and of course, Vinnie "The Vice" Tagalucci...???

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Please, keep this within the familia. You know how the Don gets agitated when these recipes of ours are mysteriously shared with foreign entities outside La Cosa Nostra! You remember what they did to Tommy "The Crobar" Baglione, Angelo "No Neck" Gabrini and of course, Vinnie "The Vice" Tagalucci...???

:shake: :shake: No.

Should I go hide in Costa Rica as opposed to swimmin'

with tha fishes??? titanic.gif

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