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I would like to keep my fingers thank you! And I'm not a girlfriend I'm a Fiance! :laugh: :laugh:

I can't believe he's thinking about saying "I do" and you're not even willing to shove a couple of pills up his ass...that is on the top of my list of requirements for any girl I might even consider marrying.

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I can't believe he's thinking about saying "I do" and you're not even willing to shove a couple of pills up his ass...that is on the top of my list of requirements for any girl I might even consider marrying.

:laugh: Good luck, on a first date will ask the girl

NMN:"Wow, this date is gong really great:) Um, yes, I have a very important and interesting request, do you like plugging pills up someone elses ass?"

girl:"Plugging pills, what is that?"

NMN: "Okay, this date is over! Check please"

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:laugh: :laugh:

Mike-Please Jess, PLEASE let me stick one in my ass.

Jess-umm, I am seconding guessing marrying u, u fucking weirdo.

Mike-But Jess, all the cool people are butt bumping tonight, why can’t I? The girl with the big pink fluffy hat highly recommends it before parties, but not before clubs.

Jess-No, now fucking drop it.

you forgot to say: this user signed off at 1:00 pm

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Oh, come on guys I did not say anything of the sort cookie!

I said something like "you better not, or I'll kill you", see much more calm and collected. :laugh: Seriously though that's just the way that I talk, he knows he can do whatever he wants, I'm just making the smart decisions in the relationship. If you told him that shoving a fucking liq. of K up his before going to bed would make him have sweet dreams he would think that's a good idea too, he's very susceptable to suggestions by others. :laugh: The reason why I say I didn't want him too is because all I can think of is the problems down the line some day that can cause.... Like as in colon cancer?? I'm just looking out for him, because I love him so much. :)

I have never given an ultimatum to him, he knows that. I wouldn't be able to stick to it.

Ass plugging Nazi. "No ass plugging for you!"

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