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OGing :laugh:

reminds me of that movie "im gunna get you sucka"

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he OG'ed....OVER GOLD :(

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John Slade:

Everyday, I see kids walking around, killing and stealing for gold chains. I see kids with medallions so big they can hardly stand up, all stooped over and sh**, trying to carry that stuff. But, what's really awful, man, is you see a young brother with this cheap imitation electroplated gold crap around their necks. And, it breaks out in this funky green rash, with these bumps and sh**; it just makes you wanna puke.

John Slade: Sam, hold it man, you told me you served in Nam!

One Eyed Sam: I did, Saigon.

Jack Spade: Well, how'd you lose your eye?

One Eyed Sam: Fu**in' 'round the office. We were shooting paper clips at each other, and one of the damn fools hit me in the eye!

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John Slade:

Everyday, I see kids walking around, killing and stealing for gold chains. I see kids with medallions so big they can hardly stand up, all stooped over and sh**, trying to carry that stuff. But, what's really awful, man, is you see a young brother with this cheap imitation electroplated gold crap around their necks. And, it breaks out in this funky green rash, with these bumps and sh**; it just makes you wanna puke.

John Slade: Sam, hold it man, you told me you served in Nam!

One Eyed Sam: I did, Saigon.

Jack Spade: Well, how'd you lose your eye?

One Eyed Sam: Fu**in' 'round the office. We were shooting paper clips at each other, and one of the damn fools hit me in the eye!

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Chris Rock's part was the funniest part of the movie.

CR: How much for an order of ribs?

Guy: 2.50

CR: 2.50? How many ribs I get wit dat?

Guy: Oh about 5.

CR: So that's about 50 cents a rib right?

Guy: Yea, about that.

CR: Lemme get one.

Guy: One order of ribs!

CR: No, no no. One Rib.

Guy: One rib?

CR: Yea, I sho am hungry. How much for a soda?

Guy: One Dollar.

CR: Aw, come on man, look out fo a brutha. How 'bout you gimme a sip for fifteen cents?

Guy: My cups cost more that fifty cents.

CR: Fuck da cup, po it in my hand fo a dime!

Guy: (Grabs CR by the shirt) Listen you little greasy haired Gheri curl ween, pay for your shit and get the Hell outta my sto.

CR: (Counts change in his hand and reaches into his shirt pocket to pull out a huge knot of bills) You got change fo a hundred?

LMFAO!!!! :funny::laugh:

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