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Why...yes it is!! :bounce:

So let me start Saturday with a Red Dog buurr, a roachy and a joke:

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan. mad.gif

"What the hell was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.

"But you don't understand," scared.gif he pleaded. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on!"

"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said.

"I should have known there was a good explanation."

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. faint.gif

When he came to, he asked, "What was that for????"

As she grabs another frying pan, she turns slowly and says:

"Your fucking horse called!" *

*d'oh! bigeyes.gif

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Why...yes it is!! :bounce:

So let me start Saturday with a Red Dog buurr, a roachy and a joke:

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan. mad.gif

"What the hell was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.

"But you don't understand," scared.gif he pleaded. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on!"

"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said.

"I should have known there was a good explanation."

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. faint.gif

When he came to, he asked, "What was that for????"

As she grabs another frying pan, she turns slowly and says:

"Your fucking horse called!" *

*d'oh! bigeyes.gif

Waka Waka Waka.....

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