digitalphoenix Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 There I was...riding my ever loyal Huffy 12-speed bike, heading out to my friend's house because his mum was not home, and he found out where the money was stashed, so we could buy some Millers. Suddenly out of these thick ass bushes a growl is heard as I pass by:Fuckin' black Doberman! I start to haul ass, puttin' pedal to the metal and thinking:If this dog bites me, i'm gonna have rabies and shit or worse yet..a fucking bite the size of Uranus on my butt!!!So I pedal harder, and see that there's this step off that's about 5 feet lower, "the dog wont jump that distance" I think to myself;so like Doo-Doo Brown, I just Do it, and go airborne for whut it felt likeEVER - you know "I'm the King of the Wooorld!!!" type of shit and whut notand then....BAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Mudafucka, I hit tha floor so fuckin' hard!but I calculated that if I just stayed standing on the pedals whileairborne the hit wouldnt be so bad AND the metal tube wouldn't hitmy nutz......I was right on the money!Too bad that fuckin' seat was too hard though...My bunghole hurt for two days.... This is another DigitlaPhoenix..."It could've happened when I was 11" story.THE END. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 u been hittin the good shit again havent you LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffy1 Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 more stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 Deeeeeeeeeeeeez nuts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted December 16 Author Report Share Posted December 16 u been hittin the good shit again havent you LMAO Surprisingly,... I hadnt right then! I was strictly on 3 shots of aguardiente Crystal and a Corona. Forward 3 1/2 hours..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 Deeeeeeeeeeeeez nuts!Liquid Generation fucking rocks!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted December 16 Author Report Share Posted December 16 Liquid Generation fucking rocks!!! I'm on a liquid diet:Wodka, Fire-water, Coronas & the occasional Foster's oil can.Life is......sweet & inebriated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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