sexxyme Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 Entertain plsThanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 givign you a morning hug <hug> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted December 21 Author Report Share Posted December 21 givign you a morning hug <hug>Thanks hun..it's already afternoon here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 Entertain plsThanks( o )( o ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted December 21 Author Report Share Posted December 21 ( o )( o )lol thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayluhb Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 ya me2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen this guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayluhb Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 i didnt read that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highmay Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 i didnt read thatyoure a better person than i am...it wasnt funny at all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayluhb Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 wtf is that random thoughts thread about. ive never clicked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayluhb Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 youre a better person than i am...it wasnt funny at all...I read up to 'a man escapes from prison' and I was like cya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 ...how cute, another cp couple is born........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayluhb Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 ...how cute, another cp couple is born........Are you Greek? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayluhb Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 I remember meeting sexxyme at a party at notalltheres house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted December 21 Author Report Share Posted December 21 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen this guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too." :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayluhb Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 Ialso remember falling out of the pool+getting kicked out ASAP after i called his friend fat.np? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayluhb Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 goodtimes *tear* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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