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DFuse has been tinkering with a new bio, what do you guys think?

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"Pure Energy" accurately describes the sweaty atmosphere created when DJ

D:Fuse lets his finely tuned hands do the talking, and his slender fingers

do the walking - and not just on the decks!! His pulsating rhythms

effortlessly pumping from the oozing speakers frantically grapple with

mirror balls while expertly fondling the heaving breasts of squirming,

liquid dancers. These steamy physical blends of thrusting percussion,

stroking melodies and deeply penetrating bass grooves will steadily build

and build to stimulate huge, rock hard sonic erections that any up-standing

club member would be immensely proud of. The phrase "12 inches of aural

pleasure" takes on an entirely different meaning if D:Fuse is on the job, on

good form, and getting right behind his adoring fans (which he likes). When

he's on top of his audience - which he actually prefers - D:Fuse can do

absolutely no wrong as he digs deeper and deeper to satisfy them. The People

get what the People want because D:Fuse always brings out their hidden

inhibitions, and sometimes exposes his own in the process.

After three long, hard years of strict self-discipline - frequently

performing solo in the intimate surroundings of darkened studios using all

kinds of electronic gadgets - D:Fuse is finally ready to come out in a big

way as an artiste. His long-awaited original album is finally ready! He is

fully primed, and no bones about it. D:Fuse stiffly rejects all of those who

teasingly cock a snoot at his dicktatorial belief in what he senses; the

only thing he intimately felt during those extended sessions was himself.

This is a DJ who understands the real meaning of how to firmly handle his

massive talent, without massaging his own ego. His favorite track ever,

understandably, is "Don't Stand So Close To Me": you have been warned. His

parents always said they thought that D would come to a sticky end one

day, and they were probably right - as evidenced by his latest release.

D:Fuse, coming soon... very soon. Prepare to be blown away, People.

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D:Fuse is finally ready to come out in a big

way as an artiste. His long-awaited original album is finally ready! He is

fully primed, and no bones about it. D:Fuse stiffly rejects all of those who

teasingly cock a snoot at his dicktatorial belief in what he senses; the

only thing he intimately felt during those extended sessions was himself.

This is a DJ who understands the real meaning of how to firmly handle his

massive talent, without massaging his own ego. His favorite track ever,

understandably, is "Don't Stand So Close To Me": you have been warned. His

parents always said they thought that D would come to a sticky end one

day, and they were probably right - as evidenced by his latest release.

D:Fuse, coming soon... very soon. Prepare to be blown away, People.

I think D:Fuse needs Cookie under the decks @SR.....his new bio is full of sexual frustration. All he needs to add is he lost his virginity at the tender age of 16!!!!!!

:dj::swallow::arrow:

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Yet another Thursday option, glad I don't live in NYC, I'd be so broke.

NEW YORK UNDERGROUND UNITES

Dance Local Think Globalâ„¢ to benefit the American Red Cross

Satoshi Tomiie

Hector Romero

Steve Porter

&

The Low End Specialists

Hosted by East Side Productions, Def Mix, SAW.Recordings, Global Underground, Plexi PR, Rhythmism.com, Reach Productions, District Entertainment, Exit 9 & Canal Room

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Canal Room

285 West Broadway @ Canal Street

212.941.8100

Open Bar 11pm – 12am

Doors 11pm – 4am

$10 Minimum Donation

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Yet another Thursday option, glad I don't live in NYC, I'd be so broke.

NEW YORK UNDERGROUND UNITES

Dance Local Think Globalâ„¢ to benefit the American Red Cross

Satoshi Tomiie

Hector Romero

Steve Porter

&

The Low End Specialists

Hosted by East Side Productions, Def Mix, SAW.Recordings, Global Underground, Plexi PR, Rhythmism.com, Reach Productions, District Entertainment, Exit 9 & Canal Room

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Canal Room

285 West Broadway @ Canal Street

212.941.8100

Open Bar 11pm – 12am

Doors 11pm – 4am

$10 Minimum Donation

:rock: :rock: :rock:

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