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nadia73

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"It's only funny because it's true."

Seemed like some of the numbers were a little inflated. Like, who the fuck even cares about Joan Rivers, anymore? She's so irrelevant, she shouldn't even have made the list. Same with Jessica S. And I thought most of the punishments were way too mild.

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51. Saleen

Crimes: Existing, Referring to himself in the third person, referring to himself with “The†before his name, refusing to wear deodorant then dancing with raised arms, causing countless old fat drunken tourists as leave the bar to get away from his guido pick up lines, and other crimes against humanity.

Smoking Gun: Actually smoking gun is what he calls his private parts after masturbating for the 45th time in the same day.

Punishment: To be cloned and forced to spend time with himself. He was sentenced to death, but was given clemency due to retiring for the 5th time from CP

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51. Saleen

Crimes: Existing, Referring to himself in the third person, referring to himself with “The†before his name, refusing to wear deodorant then dancing with raised arms, causing countless old fat drunken tourists as leave the bar to get away from his guido pick up lines, and other crimes against humanity.

Smoking Gun: Actually smoking gun is what he calls his private parts after masturbating for the 45th time in the same day.

Punishment: To be cloned and forced to spend time with himself. He was sentenced to death, but was given clemency due to retiring for the 5th time from CP

:lol3: lmao!!!!

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Joan Rivers and her daughter --they need to be FIRED by E! ent. :vomit2:

oh goody:

13. Joan Rivers

Crimes: The most ghastly face science has managed to create without the use of chemical weapons. As a pioneer in facial reconstruction, she shows us that, in the future, every famous woman will gradually turn into a cross between a sickly geisha and the Joker. The red carpet fashion-cop shtick she does with her broken, spiritless daughter is such an obvious inferiority complex manifestation we almost feel sorry for them, until we remember they’re making millions of dollars for it.

Smoking Gun: The sheer, ugly self-hatred of a woman with that face, that voice, and that personality nitpicking Nicole Kidman.

Punishment: Face falls off into wet cement at Mann’s Chinese Theatre.

:laugh:

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51. Saleen

Crimes: Existing, Referring to himself in the third person, referring to himself with “The†before his name, refusing to wear deodorant then dancing with raised arms, causing countless old fat drunken tourists as leave the bar to get away from his guido pick up lines, and other crimes against humanity.

Smoking Gun: Actually smoking gun is what he calls his private parts after masturbating for the 45th time in the same day.

Punishment: To be cloned and forced to spend time with himself. He was sentenced to death, but was given clemency due to retiring for the 5th time from CP

bwahahahah! the nadia finds this very funny.. oh yes, the nadia also knows that joan and her daughter now work for TV guide, and not E (which is probably why they were on the list so high up)

the one from 2002 is pretty damn funny too :D

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