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*Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries

are getting weak?

*Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds"

when they know there

is not enough?

*Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion

stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

*Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

*Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

*Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you

throw a revolver at him?

*Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

*Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

*If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

*Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

*Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles

are always white?

*Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

*Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that

something new to eat will have materialized?

*Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their

vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it

down to give the vacuum one more chance?

*Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?

*How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

*When we are in the supermarket and someone ram our ankle with a

shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all

right!"? Well, why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot!" ?

*Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling

off the table you always knock something else over?

*In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer

when we complained about the heat?

*How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

*If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your

wife told you to do it?

*And the last one...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of

every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.

Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

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I mean that would be kinda weird.. but that's b/c i'm not used to it.. but if it was always like that.. then it wouldn't be so weird

i think you have something here... it would make bathing kids easier and fun for them... i wonder why they havent... would the dye stay on the kid or or would you have to rinse them after~!?

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