dgmodel Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 *Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? *Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? *Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? *Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? *Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? *Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? *Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? *Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? *If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? *Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? *Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? *Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? *Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? *Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? *Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try? *How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures? *When we are in the supermarket and someone ram our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right!"? Well, why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot!" ? *Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always knock something else over? *In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? *How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? *If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it? *And the last one...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 LOL, I just got this email today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funks0ul Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?I've wondered about this before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 do u really want to take a bath in green bubble water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funks0ul Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 I mean that would be kinda weird.. but that's b/c i'm not used to it.. but if it was always like that.. then it wouldn't be so weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 *Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?what does this mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funks0ul Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 what does this mean?that ppl are addicted to their computers, and the only time they get things done around their house is when somethings wrong with their computers.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 never knew that cause I've never owned a computer in my house until yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funks0ul Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 i've never not had a computer at my house.. and now we have more computers than ppl at my house.. crazy dad... dgmodel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 i've never not had a computer at my house.. and now we have more computers than ppl at my house.. crazy dad...do you have a setup like stymie where he has 5 computers lined up with a rolling chair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funks0ul Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 umm, no, we have a network in our house..computer in each bedroom, then in the study there are 3 computers, and a laptop.. and then my dad and sister both have laptops too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 3 Author Report Share Posted February 3 I mean that would be kinda weird.. but that's b/c i'm not used to it.. but if it was always like that.. then it wouldn't be so weirdi think you have something here... it would make bathing kids easier and fun for them... i wonder why they havent... would the dye stay on the kid or or would you have to rinse them after~!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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