lolahotass Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.The 87 year old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?"She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"He said, "I want 5 loaves."She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...don't you think by the time you get to the 5th loaf , it'll be hard ?"He replied, "Gosh...! Everybody in the world knows about this Italian bread thing but ME....?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbooty Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 Arrrr, har har har har har!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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