captainbooty

May a shark chew off your legs and spit them out due to its distaste for Greek foods. I would say he should chomp off your pecker too, but your last girlfriend told me you didn't have anything down there to speak of.* Arrrrrr! (*which is obviously why you would search for, save, and repost pics like the one above, because of your lust for what you're missing) Bitch!

Hola.

Kyojin Japanese Restaurant in Fort Lauderdale for all you can eat sushi. That's my addiction. My poison.

Yarrrr, she sounds like my kind of wench!

Where's Waldo? I mean, DG? Bring back the king.

Bling, you need to introduce me to your sister. P.S. Arrrrrr!

Hola.

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Ahoy swabbie! Here I be!

Yarrrrrrr, reckon I be hearin' a matey say "FSN"?

Shiver me timbers...me wishin' I 'ad one fourth of that lad's troubles. Oy, did I just say th' aloud? arrrrr

Yarrrrr, I be lookin' forward t' this film meself. Me canna waits t' see its.

Arrrr, that is funny.

Will thar be loose floozies at th' party too? An' are pirates welcome also? An' I hope thar be no Spaniards at th' gatherin' fer they be wanting th' gold back that I looted from 'em. Arrrr.

I be protestin' yer jokes regarding Phillipio. Don't joke at 'is expense. When it comes t' mocking 'im and makin' 'im look bad, only be serious, only be serious. 'cause that be doin' the job best o' all. Arrrrr.

Yabadabba-do, another brew for you, Lou.

English nay be 'is first language ye know.

I be doin' well m'lady. Been missin' ye, though.

Nay, assuredly not. Pirates be stealin an' plunderin', nay shoppin' like high price payin' pansies.

Arrrr, I be practicin' me grammar.

'er arse be like the tight harbor th' every pirate wants t' sail 'is ship into. Blimey! Did me just be snagged sayin' that?

Don't leave bro. You're the best FSN on CP.