captainbooty

So that be th' elusive Dark Vixen. Ye`re a pretty, pretty maiden. Very beautiful, an' exactly how I`ve always imagined ye. Although ye`re wearin' more garments in th' photos than ye did in me thoughts.

Yowsa! Lolahotwench, yer hooters be collosal! Mammoth mountains they's be. I must brin' ye on me next sea voyage, so ought th' ship sink, me entire crew could use yer bountiful boobs fer flotation devices. Howev'r, assumin' th' ship stays afloat, ye might pretend t' be whale huntin' in me bed so I can shout "Thar she blows!"

Arrrr...Raincry and Orisha, arrrrre two o' me favorite wenches fightin' again? What be I t' do wi' th' both o' ye if I canna get ye`s t' come t' th' peace table? I be havin' high fondness fer ya`s both but th' fighin' be makin' this old swashbuckler sad. I be thinkin' that I may be havin' t' sail down t' Florida an' put th' both o' yous o'er me knee an' spank both o' yer asses till they's red an' well taught. Arrrrrr, me tinks I like th' idea. (*shouts to crew*) "Prepare t` set sail fer Florida, boys, booty awaits in th` land o` sunshine an` sweet honeys! I be havin' sum spankin` t' do, but nay th' spankin' that ye lonely lads be doin' below deck when yer alone! Tis be a sweeter type o' booty spanking! Thar be a reason they's call me Captain Booty, after all! Arrrrr!"

Raincry, ye makes me crotch mast hard I thinks me pants will tear a stitch Ye should avast yer teasin; and simply bend o'ver, bitch! Hardy harr harr harr arrrrrr! Ye knows I luvs ye, Rach an' I mean no disrespect but me cannon's near to fire so git yer hands an' knees on me ship's deck I've romanced ye w' drinks n' subtly courted But me patience is thin, so prepare te' be boarded! Arrrrrrr

Nay. They's get nervous when I be puttin' them on the'r knees facin' th' edge o' th' plank, an' begin poundin' 'em forward from behind. They's`d heard th' rumors o' how I`d pound 'em forward n' let 'em fall forward into th' ocean once I`d fired me pole into the'r hole.

I start with th' wench on her knees, and finish w' her on her knees. Me likes to slap th' booty whilst I be invadin' it, and me don't last long enuf to change positions.

PM stymie, he's th' resident expert in PMing for CP cyber sex.

Your screen name 02-18-2005 09:59 PM arrrrr, matey. i got sum booty for ya. -- foxy Where do I go to claim me promised booty? I hope there not be a long line.

Th' princess was th' best fer her floatin' abilities. Thar be the one stage where ye had to clear a long distance across several snake holes w'thout gettin' bitten in the' testes. Th' princess could float across the whole thing and not land on th' snakes at all. Ye may think pirates never played Nintendo, but aye, we did.

^ 'as weak bladder control from drinkin' too many grogs 'afore bedtime.

Ye must have a large dick if so many swabbers r' standing on it all th' time. If me and me crew had dicks that big, we be using them as paddles when th' wind ain't blowin' an' not be gettin' stuck at sea so often. Arrr! I'm sure ye be getting laid a lot, freaks, considerin' the size of yer paddle dick. I take me hat off to ye, mate.

Arrrr, if ye was a bitch, yer line mighta made me cockstaff hard. But naught happened.

Care t' take a trip wi' me t' th` islands where th' powder be pure an' th' wenches aren`t expected t' be?

^ 'as a fetish fer veggatables. Makes me wonder wh're she puts 'em after pickin' 'em.

^ is 'avin' a sexual orientation crisis.

Arrrr, you can start on yer knees on yer kitchen floor, and be then plundered from behind an' be worked from room to room, me pushing ye with me cocking barge whilst ye wear mop mittens on ye hands an' knees t' clean th' floors at th' same time. Kill two birds wh/ one stone, we will. What other floors ye be sleepin' sprawled out upon, ye indulgent damsel?

^ Sweats 'ard for cookie monsters who got milk?

I reconize th' bloated girly man. Th' be th' infamous Freaksrus!

Hot damn! I've come t' th' right place! Now point me t' th' 2 cent whores so I can fire me crotch cannon!

Arrrr! I canna click! Th' click ain't workin'!

LMAO! I be ready t' feed yer faces an' bend ya's over, ho's! Prepare t' be boarded!

Due t` me suggestion o` a Captain/Raincry/Diabolique three-way nay meetin` th` wench`s interests, I propose a Captain Booty/Emjay/Raincry sexual conquest. So long as I`m involved, a happy trio all shall be. That be th' captian`s solemn guarantee.

Th` dame got me vote, an` a picky man I be so th` vote be well deservd. Arrrrr...I`d flip fer a dame like that. Where be this land a fliptonia? Would thar be th' land oh Toni`s fans?

I been a plunderin' on th' high seas, an' sleepin' off large hangovers. So when be we hookin' up fer some dastardly devious doings?