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About captainbooty

  • Rank
    Old Skool
  • Birthday 01/10/1980

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  • Biography
    I'm a pirate. What more needs ya to know?
  • Location
    The high seas, scallywag.
  • Interests
    Plunderin', ravishin' wenches, treasure huntin', and drinkin' till the mermaids come home.
  • Occupation
    I'm a pirate, ye lame ass.
  • Gender
  • Relationship Status
    Th' sea be me mistress. So be me mistress. Arrrr.
  1. I'll have the...

    May a shark chew off your legs and spit them out due to its distaste for Greek foods. I would say he should chomp off your pecker too, but your last girlfriend told me you didn't have anything down there to speak of.* Arrrrrr! (*which is obviously why you would search for, save, and repost pics like the one above, because of your lust for what you're missing) Bitch!
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  3. Nurse, the Time of Death for Miami is 11:30am

    Kyojin Japanese Restaurant in Fort Lauderdale for all you can eat sushi. That's my addiction. My poison.
  4. Nurse, the Time of Death for Miami is 11:30am

    Yarrrr, she sounds like my kind of wench!
  5. I'm debating

    Where's Waldo? I mean, DG? Bring back the king.
  6. Nurse, the Time of Death for Miami is 11:30am

    Bling, you need to introduce me to your sister. P.S. Arrrrrr!
  7. I'm a newbie

  8. stevey the m

  9. TooSpoiled in da house!

  10. Welcome me bitches

  11. decent costume parties????

    Ahoy swabbie! Here I be!
  12. Hi

    Yarrrrrrr, reckon I be hearin' a matey say "FSN"?
  13. My Giant Dick

    Shiver me timbers...me wishin' I 'ad one fourth of that lad's troubles. Oy, did I just say th' aloud? arrrrr
  14. ..Pirates....

    Yarrrrr, I be lookin' forward t' this film meself. Me canna waits t' see its.