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  1. captainbooty
    I got ye golden globes wench, hangin' right below me diagonal mast!
  2. captainbooty
    Arrrr, try sex on a rockin' vessel, bouncin' back n' forth as ye glide in n' out. Get's the big "O" poppin' evry' time.
  3. captainbooty
    ^ Arrrrr, righto. I be an FSN w' style to woo the likes of 'er:
  4. captainbooty
    Arrr, I herd ye give good 'ead, Emjay. So ye likes it in th' poopshoot too?
  5. captainbooty
    Ye sly dog! I'll needs to buy her a Bic, as foreplay to 'er suckin' me dick.
  6. captainbooty
    Say What You Can About ... 02-03-2005 11:21 AM You crack me up, lol. ~Darkvixen "crack me up" Arrr lass, an' now that I know ye like sex in de bum, "up yer crack" is my destination!
  7. captainbooty
    That ye go, Phats. One day a shy, lonely lad, and the next a conceited industry prick. Yer movin' up in the world ye are.
  8. captainbooty
    What abouts if I feed 'er? Does she suck fer food?
  9. captainbooty
    Ahoy Phatty, perhaps I should teach ye my own dance, the Peg Leg Stomp. It woos the wenches ev'ry time.
  10. captainbooty
    ^ Don't like me too much gaybo, I be hetero all the livelong way! PS: Arrrrrr.
  11. captainbooty
    Ohhhhhhhh, I tinks me just ejaculed in me slacks hearin' that. I needs ta PMEmjay!
  12. captainbooty
    Phatman, I seen ye and ye be a fine lookin' mate. I see no reason why the dames arn't all over yer cockadoodledoo any chance they get. If ye served on me vessel I'd likely have to make ye walk the plank fer stealin' me ladies!
  13. captainbooty
    ^ He be a cranky baby. Waaa waaaa!
  14. captainbooty
    NMN got Emjay head? NMN, ye old scallywag! Ye rascal! Does she swalla?
  15. captainbooty
    Arrrr, har har har har har!!!!
  16. captainbooty
    ^ I'm a master of wenches, wench, I know what all of ye's like.
  17. captainbooty
    ^ Ferget that wench, I be stickin' me peg dick up yer asshole! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, I'll get ya drunk and fuck ye in yer bum!!
  18. captainbooty
    ^ Knows somethin' 'bouts Misk's asshole that no one else did. Arrr, yuk!
  19. captainbooty
    Aye. they's were good times.
  20. captainbooty
    Goddamn that sick son o' a biscuit eater. He ought be stripped o' his moyal license an' jailed fer what he did. Was he ignorant that he had herpes an' its contagious? Mother fucker. Th' twins parents ought be investigated too, fuckin' child neglect, fer allowin' that pervert t' handle the'r babies. Fuckin' scumbag.
  21. captainbooty
    Thar be somethin' missin' from the canvas in ye post area, thar be missin' the ol' capt'n imself. Ye should put yers' truly on me vessel on a river next ta the car. Then th' depiction be perfect. Yessir laddie, arrrrr.
  22. captainbooty
    Tha' be a large amount a' body hair ye be sportin'. R' ye Norwegian by chance?
  23. captainbooty
    Arrrrr, tis be gettin cozy aroundabouts 'ere. I be thinkin' the FSNs r' more fun than the regular landlubbers. Ahoy nybeauty! Row on o'er 'ere an' let an old buccaneer taste yer salty fish!
  24. captainbooty
    Yarrr, me came across this an' don`t like it a bit, ye scurvey scallywag!
  25. captainbooty
    Th' best o' fortunes t' ye, young lass.
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