captainbooty

Ye dasn't be 'avin no idea, wench. Ye haven't yet met th' likes o' me. Be careful or I may hook ye in. Arrrr

Ye can rub yer sweet tush on me old hide, wenchybabe. I know we be havin' a special relationship that all them shaky legs landlubbers dasn't have. Arrrrrrr!

Yarrrr, they be some sexy ass wenches ye be rockin' wi' ye cock out wi' Mr. Slide Slacker! What ye have t' slip in thar drinks t' get 'em to be nice t' ye? It must o' been potent cause ye nay so much as know 'ow t' dance, an' probably don't reckon th' name of th' DJ ye took a photo of! Arrrrr.

Lola me hearty! I thought about ye th' other day when a swabbie fell overboard an' I looked fer two flotation devices t' throw t' th' lad!

Thank ye Cookie ye sweet young lass, fer rememberin' th' old Captain. That cake looks mighty appetizin'. Me name be nay Haidyn tho, it be Vladimir. Vladimir Cliddious Booty. I have th' rum, do I get cookies w' th' cake too? So what say ye come aboard me corsair an' join me an' me hearties fer a party?

^ Arrrrrr, is quick to notice....and has a cute doggie.

^ Knew my old secret

So Lelatte, could ye see yerself romancin' an' smoochin the wench w' the puss puss face, or would ye pussy out of it? harrrrr!

A perfect quote to come from th' likes o' Mr. Maturity. What be next, I be rubba an' ye be glue, wh' bounces off'n me becomes stuck t' you?

Koky's just pissed coz ye made 'im wait till ye were done 'afore he got 'is turn at th' pooch pluggin'. Alas, ye needed 'im t' be takin' the snapshots since bein' th' ye already had yer hands full handling th' hound.

Take it an' suffer w' it, beyoch! P.S. Arrrrrrr

Yarrrrr, Why dasn't ye swabbies learn t' bloody speak proper English so th' rest o' us can understand ye? I`ll give ye lessons if ye need them, on how t' be speakin' in a correct an' articulate manner!

Arrrrr, kissin' a lass with a puss fer a face be like kissin' the salt of th' sea. Now let me be hearin' ye trying t' say that 3 times fast!

Today be me special day, me hearties, when some of ye landlubbers try t' be takin' like me. Be havin' fun, all o' ye, an' drink from a keg o' rum t' toast th' pirate in all o' ye`s. Arrrr!

LMAO! ye be a comical beyoch, Vampy! Funny, ye are!

Kiss me arse, ye bilge lackey!

Arrr Foxy, a wench after me own heart. Want t' party? Hit me up, ye know how t' reach me. Avast, this time dasn't brin' Gabo, he cleaned ou' me entire spice stash th' last time. Th` bugger.

Arrrrr, ye truly be a blond, nay doubt about `t. Here be what me spake, translated fer th` brunettely-challenged: Oh shit, I be forkin` clueless... WTF be I on when I posted? Whate're. Th` point I be makin` be, come aboard me ship an` be a Suicide Girl bendin` o`er th` gunwhale. I`ve had many a Suicide Girl bend o`er th` rails o` me ship, but I won`t swin' ye o`er th` side into shark infested waters when I be done wi` ye, like th` others. (Disclaimer: If that wasn't funny, oh well. STFU, I tried.)

Arrrr, the Captn' has yer back, fer sure, you sweet lass w' a sweet ass! Speakin' a' that, where be Vampress when ye need 'er?

What`re ye waitin' fer, Crow? Why dasn't ye do 't too?

Ye can achieve th' proper look while bendin' o'er th' gunrail o' me ship, wench, adorned in proper wench atire. I would be pleasured, er, pleased t' photograph ye in yer sexy Suicide Gal garments, but th' only camera I be havin' be me one lensed zoom lense penile photographer. So bend o'er an' we`ll be seein' what developes.

Blimey, th' bloody pooch is possessed.

'ello there. I 'aven't seen th' likes of ye fer quite some time. Did ye miss me?

Arrrr, a sweet, sweet arse ye 'ave there, my little mast polisher. I would be rubbin' yer arse with me hook hand, and fuckin' ye with me peg leg. An ye' will be in 'eaven ye sexy wench! Most 'especialy when I use me hook in ye bum hole. Ye be liken' that, I promise ye!