digitalphoenix Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 So let's get into it...shall we??Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner.One is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?Hold on......You're gonna love it...It's the one with the little sticker that says...I - DA - HO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Two prostitutes are standing on a street corner at the beginning of their night. One turns to the other and says:"I have a feeling it's gonna be a great night!""How do you know?" replies the other one."I can smell cock in the air!" exclaims the first prostitute.Just as quickly, the second one interjects: "oh sorry, I burped." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 ^A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half-tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said, "That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along." So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?" "No," she said. "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the Grand Canal." so n e ways......what's everyone for the super bowl??? my boss is having a catered party at his house so i think i'll go and chill for a bit and leave at 6:00 when the game starts.......fyi - i don't like football........ soccer is more my game!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted February 4 Author Report Share Posted February 4 "No," she said. "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the Grand Canal." Nice Rach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 superbowl no...potato salad bowl, you freak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinjohnson Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 LMAO!Those were hysterical! Never hear 'em before... Orisha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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