vampress Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Ok guys let's hear it, what's the worst case of Blue Balls you have ever been left with???All i'm looking for is the scenario not the names of the skeezers, yes skeezer any woman or girl that's a cock teaser is no better than one that sleeps around, she's probably worese!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaysersoze Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 ....for me it was the time that i was going to get laid for the second time in my life..... the girl was supposed to go to brunch with her parents,...but she faked illness.......her parents left her home to sleep it off...... as soon as they had left, i jumped over their back fence.....i was horny as fuck.....we did quite some gropping and kissing..... long story short........her mom got worried about her daughter and decided to drop off the dad and return home to check on her...... when the car pulled up in the driveway, i still hadnt undressed.....i was planning on an all day marathon sex...... as soon as she heard the car, she freaked out and ushered me out of the house.....i was sporting some serious tent.... i couldnt go through the front door because my dad was lounging there....i tried sneaking through the back, but my mom was busy in the kitchen.....so i ended up crouching by the garbage can grinding my teeth waiting for the sensation to subside....... it was horrific......luckilly i never had to experience it again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampress Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 ....for me it was the time that i was going to get laid for the second time in my life..... the girl was supposed to go to brunch with her parents,...but she faked illness.......her parents left her home to sleep it off...... as soon as they had left, i jumped over their back fence.....i was horny as fuck.....we did quite some gropping and kissing..... long story short........her mom got worried about her daughter and decided to drop off the dad and return home to check on her...... when the car pulled up in the driveway, i still hadnt undressed.....i was planning on an all day marathon sex...... as soon as she heard the car, she freaked out and ushered me out of the house.....i was sporting some serious tent.... i couldnt go through the front door because my dad was lounging there....i tried sneaking through the back, but my mom was busy in the kitchen.....so i ended up crouching by the garbage can grinding my teeth waiting for the sensation to subside....... it was horrific......luckilly i never had to experience it again....Well that's a whole other scenario, it was not her fault to leave you with blue balls!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaysersoze Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Well that's a whole other scenario, it was not her fault to leave you with blue balls!!!i dont think it would have hurt more or less whether it was intended or not....thats the beauty of BB.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 For some on here I think it's thishttp://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?p=2608580#post2608580 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampress Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 For some on here I think it's thishttp://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?p=2608580#post2608580HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 last year with me ex, first and only time I ever had a case and christ almighty was it bad. The relationship was new, first time spending the night over and didn't want things to go to far or fast so we stuck to foreplay, all night and all morning through out the next day as well. Just non stop satisfying her, I dig that shit, but God damn I was so into it and I needed to blow my load. Wasn't happening, I had the sweets for this girl bad and didn't wanna be like yo suck me off lol. I could hardly sit or walk right, shit I could barely piss at all and didn't even want to attempt taking care of it myself. I was in so much pain the entire day, it got to the point I didn't want her to even try to touch me down there cuz it hurt that bad lol. Thank God that was the first and only time, next time I get a case, straight up gonna tell the woman to help me out cuz that shit is BAAAAAAAAD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgtlfnk Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Well... that shit only happened to me back in jr. high... when there was ALWAYS some hard makin' out goin' on... but a lot of girls weren't "ready", yet. And after sometimes hours of dry humpin', petting and slobbering... you were usually heading home with yer boys, and no real way to "relieve the pressure", right away. I remember gettin' em REAL bad several times. But I learned early on that at the SOONEST opportunity... 'ya just gotta whack that shit and avert the crisis. Otherwise.... you end up like samurai. Then... it hit me. I suddenly remembered. Last year... NYE. Was hangin' out with friends at an Irish pub in Orlando, havin' a blast... no real hookup planned for the night. But, whatever... was enjoyin' the night thoroughly with my friends. Then... shortly after midnight... these two girls come up to me, initiating chit chat, throwin' compliments, etc... bein' pretty forward, honestly. Next thing you know... they both come out with the fact that one of them was diggin' on me, and wondered how I felt about her. Well, she seemed intelligent from the 30 mins of conversation... but otherwise, I only had her looks to go by. Pretty hot... tall... long brown hair... decent rack... GREAT ass! And I told them as such.Soon we're alone bein' drunk and flirty... and she grabs me close and asks if I'll come home with her. Hmmm..... d'uh. NYE... "sure" pussy thrown in yer lap... and a rockin' buzz kickin'. Didn't take long to ditch my friends, scoop up the girl and start the drive to her pad.Get there... only about 3 1/2 mins of small talk while drinks were poured, pictures on walls and shelves looked at... and the long, heavy breathin' kissin' starts. Pretty good kisser... but def had the feeling that I was the more experienced one. Something I knew just at that point. Anyway... clothes start peelin' off.... workin' our way into the bedroom... both collapsing on the the bed. Serious rubbin' and grindin' before all the clothes were off... really gettin' hot. Soon we're both completely naked and rollin' around and rubbin' on each other. I could've pounded a 9" spike through a board with my cock at this point. All the sudden... she's like... "We can't do this." I'm like... "um... what?!" She's says... "Listen... I just met you like 2 hours ago. I can't actually have intercourse with you." Instantly I say, "Hey, don't worry... I brought protection." She's like, "No... we just can't." Un... fucking... believable.Now... I had been drinkin' for about 9 hours by this time. And seriously... the ONLY thing keepin' my drunk ass awake at this point was the promise of that warm, moist, silky cock mitten commonly referred to as "pussy". I shit you not... I didn't argue... I didn't even TRY to come with alternatives. I was probably awake for about 2 minutes, tops, after that. I actually had the thought, "Well... if this chick is serious, why the fuck am I awake right now?" Crashed VERY hard, and very quick.Roughly about 3 hours later, I groggily woke up and felt my head pounding... and my balls throbbing somethin' fierce. I looked down and my sack was AT LEAST twice its normal size. These motherfuckers were WAY past "blue" at this point. I stumbled outta the bed and into the bathroom, knowing there was only 1 way out of the situation. ::cue the porn music:: I began to recall the way I felt BEFORE the cocktease in the other room dropped her hammer on my nuts. Due to my vivid imagination, and never-say-die horniness... only a few minutes had passed until ejaculation was achieved.They still hurt like a sumbitch... but I def felt better. I stumbled back into the bed and crashed out for another 2 hours. Woke up and realized that only my head was still pounding. Hangover headaches are NOTHING compared to azule balls! I was happy to have only the headache.Scooped up my clothes and got the fuck outta there. Never called that bitch after that. Couldn't even figure out wtf people are thinking in a sitation like that. If yer not gonna fuck someone... WHY ask them home to YOUR house... WHY get buck nekkid and fully aroused... and WHY wait until my cockhead is at yer vaginal doorstep to slam yer kegel-enforced door in its face?????!!!!!!!Fuckin' hate ppl sometimes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Well... that shit only happened to me back in jr. high... when there was ALWAYS some hard makin' out goin' on... but a lot of girls weren't "ready", yet. And after sometimes hours of dry humpin', petting and slobbering... you were usually heading home with yer boys, and no real way to "relieve the pressure", right away. I remember gettin' em REAL bad several times. But I learned early on that at the SOONEST opportunity... 'ya just gotta whack that shit and avert the crisis. Otherwise.... you end up like samurai. I felt bad ya know, what was I gonna do get up and be like um, I gotta go take care of something Thankg God that was the only time ever, if ever happens again now I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 There are two parts to your story that I find the funniest. The second one is that after she closed her chastity belt, she was stuck with you drunk and passed out in her bed for the next five hours. I hope you jizzimed on her sink counter and toothbrush area, and not cleanly into the toilet. The one thing I find the funniest, was your falling asleep when she told you no, saying it was the only reason you'd struggled to stay awake, so if she's not fucking me then why stay awake any long....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 yah seriously, i woulda either stole shit or jizzed all over the place, prob dropped a load to. That's some serious fucked up shit she did right there. Crazy skank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 yah seriously, i woulda either stole shit or jizzed all over the place, prob dropped a load to. That's some serious fucked up shit she did right there. Crazy skank. x 43! "probably dropped a load too". That should be standard payback for bitches who give blue balls, dropping a smelly load in their bathroom. In the sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgtlfnk Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 There are two parts to your story that I find the funniest. The second one is that after she closed her chastity belt, she was stuck with you drunk and passed out in her bed for the next five hours. I hope you jizzimed on her sink counter and toothbrush area, and not cleanly into the toilet. The one thing I find the funniest, was your falling asleep when she told you no, saying it was the only reason you'd struggled to stay awake, so if she's not fucking me then why stay awake any long....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. :laugh:I was seriously pretty drunk. I didn't think of any vindictive shit at the time. My only concern was mercy for my boys.... then right back to out cold.And actually... forgot to mention it... but I did take her hand towel off the rack... sprayed my ribbons of batter on it... and then hung it back up on the rack. That much I do remember. Thing is... I don't even think I was thinking revenge at that point. I just did it. haha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 x 43! "probably dropped a load too". That should be standard payback for bitches who give blue balls, dropping a smelly load in their bathroom. In the sink. Better to do an upper decker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgtlfnk Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Better to do an upper decker. Is that with the lid down?? Like being served on a platter?? :laugh:Or is that, shitting in the tank part of the toilet??? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 ....for me it was the time that i was going to get laid for the second time in my life..... the girl was supposed to go to brunch with her parents,...but she faked illness.......her parents left her home to sleep it off...... as soon as they had left, i jumped over their back fence.....i was horny as fuck.....we did quite some gropping and kissing..... long story short........her mom got worried about her daughter and decided to drop off the dad and return home to check on her...... when the car pulled up in the driveway, i still hadnt undressed.....i was planning on an all day marathon sex...... as soon as she heard the car, she freaked out and ushered me out of the house.....i was sporting some serious tent.... i couldnt go through the front door because my dad was lounging there....i tried sneaking through the back, but my mom was busy in the kitchen.....so i ended up crouching by the garbage can grinding my teeth waiting for the sensation to subside....... it was horrific......luckilly i never had to experience it again....dude this kinda sounds like scene from the movie Boyz in Da Hood vampress 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampress Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 Women can too get a case of blue balls (well not exactly blue balls) but this has happened to me where I have been so turned on and have not been able to release the tension, that my pussy starts to THROB to the point that it hurts and it will continue to throb until I relieve myself or have someone do it for me.....I will tell you this when I do CUM ay yay yay, it has to be the best orgasms yet!!!!Just thought you guys would like to know this bit of information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgtlfnk Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Women can too get a case of blue balls (well not exactly blue balls) but this has happened to me where I have been so turned on and have not been able to release the tension, that my pussy starts to THROB to the point that it hurts and it will continue to throb until I relieve myself or have someone do it for me.....I will tell you this when I do CUM ay yay yay, it has to be the best orgasms yet!!!!Just thought you guys would like to know this bit of information.Yeah... my ex and I experienced this before. We were messin' around SEVERELY in the car while waiting for a friend we had to give a ride home. Had to wait a while longer than expected... so we had brought each other to the edge, and danced on it for a while. When the friend showed up, we had to settle down for the ride to his house.... 45 mins away!!By the time we dropped him off, she was like, "Holy fuck... I'm throbbing so bad I'm hurting!" Needless to say we found the nearest secluded area to park. And you ain't kiddin' about letting go with her orgasm. To top it all, she's a squirter, too! To this day... I have a poncho in my trunk for emergencies. By the way, Vamp... if you ever feel the need for an emergency de-throbbing... I'm just up the coast. Until then... how 'bout instigating MY throbbing a bit, for my 500th post?? One more quick pic of that sweet ass of yours???? ::hand around base.... sequence initiated:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Women can too get a case of blue balls (well not exactly blue balls) but this has happened to me where I have been so turned on and have not been able to release the tension, that my pussy starts to THROB to the point that it hurts and it will continue to throb until I relieve myself or have someone do it for me.....I will tell you this when I do CUM ay yay yay, it has to be the best orgasms yet!!!!Just thought you guys would like to know this bit of information.Yes, I am glad that you shared. If you have that problem again and need emergency relief, let me know. It's about 40 minutes to Miami Lakes, I can do it in half the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Is that with the lid down?? Like being served on a platter?? :laugh:Or is that, shitting in the tank part of the toilet??? :laugh: The latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampress Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 Yes, I am glad that you shared. If you have that problem again and need emergency relief, let me know. It's about 40 minutes to Miami Lakes, I can do it in half the time. LMAO!!!!!!!No silly that's what WebCams are for !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 LMAO!!!!!!!No silly that's what WebCams are for !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Yeah... my ex and I experienced this before. We were messin' around SEVERELY in the car while waiting for a friend we had to give a ride home. Had to wait a while longer than expected... so we had brought each other to the edge, and danced on it for a while. When the friend showed up, we had to settle down for the ride to his house.... 45 mins away!!By the time we dropped him off, she was like, "Holy fuck... I'm throbbing so bad I'm hurting!" Needless to say we found the nearest secluded area to park. And you ain't kiddin' about letting go with her orgasm. To top it all, she's a squirter, too! To this day... I have a poncho in my trunk for emergencies. By the way, Vamp... if you ever feel the need for an emergency de-throbbing... I'm just up the coast. Until then... how 'bout instigating MY throbbing a bit, for my 500th post?? One more quick pic of that sweet ass of yours???? ::hand around base.... sequence initiated::You make me crack up! Glad to have you on the board ... and by the way ......... you better floor it on the interstate. CHP in the Miami Lakes region just clocked Slick hitting at 120 mph heading towards vamp. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampress Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 You make me crack up! Glad to have you on the board ... and by the way ......... you better floor it on the interstate. CHP in the Miami Lakes region just clocked Slick hitting at 120 mph heading towards vamp. lol.Damn is that him knocking at my door, hope he don't fuck as fast as he drives!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 No, that's the delivery man delivering 2 dozen yellows and a bottle of Don ....... being sent express from LA, because I move faster than anyone else. Hi, I'm LALate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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