digitalphoenix Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......so does she. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisette325 Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 That was good. Well since you all are looking forward to friday, don't let this ruin you casual wear fridays. You be surprised what some coworkers do.WHO DOES THAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted February 23 Author Report Share Posted February 23 Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella??? Fo' drizzle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisette325 Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE TELLS IT ALLA mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite." "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" "That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to herfriend. "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers' license It is like a report card, it has everything on it." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out? "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?" "And," the little girl says triumphantly,"I know why you and daddy got a divorce." "Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?" "Because you got an F in sex." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 :rofl: That was good. Well since you all are looking forward to friday, don't let this ruin you casual wear fridays. You be surprised what some coworkers do.WHO DOES THAT? LOL.....ewwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycclubkid79 Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 very nicely said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexusgroove Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 :rofl: That was good. Well since you all are looking forward to friday, don't let this ruin you casual wear fridays. You be surprised what some coworkers do.WHO DOES THAT? that is just a hooooooooooooooooooooooooo lata of w0000t! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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