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Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!

Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.

Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY.

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