digitalphoenix Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.""Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?""Well, now they know you're one of us, "said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun."You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceviper2004 Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klubchat Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 naughty nun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbingirl Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 hahha, got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snaf2k Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 haha she probly made soem freaky light show in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitty0108 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlp1123 Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 Good one, lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahalomenehune Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Good one! couldnt of said it better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 so then dont post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahalomenehune Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 so then dont post...why not, i want to let the person know it wuz a good joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 by repeating someone elses thoughts man that guy must be stoked now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahalomenehune Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 by repeating someone elses thoughts man that guy must be stoked now...he should be stoked, it wuz a funny joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 amateur night weds. at carolines... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahalomenehune Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 amateur night weds. at carolines...what does carolines have to do with the thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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