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Pfft! Only every fuckin' mornin', dude! That is... unless the girl's hand beats me to it. (yeah, yeah... pun intended.. blah blah blah...)

The fucked up thing here is that you can't even trust yer own hands with yer dick. :laugh: :laugh: What're you scared of, man?? :laugh:

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The worst thing that happens to me when i dont get laid for months on end is sex dreams EVERY NIGHT........

anyone else ever wake up with your dick randomly in your hand?

i get scurred :yuck:

LMMFAO @ you get scurred!!!!

I think you should be scurred if you wake up and its some random guys hand in a NO TELL MOTEL after a night of Heavy Drinking................but if it's your hand why be scurred, shit I go to sleep with my hand on my kitty, I like the way it just fits perfectly in my hand!!!!

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Is that purring yer kitty? or yer... um.............
Well that depends on how you pet it, if you pet it just right it PURRRRRRRRRRRS over and over and over and over and over and over and over..................well you get the picture :tongue: !!!!
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